First World Problems
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Kreugen
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So on my way home and after an extra stop to the bank for work the shortcut road had tree work and was all backed up (heh) while they were stopping traffic one way at a time. So I detoured onto the main road (perhaps adding as much as a whole minute under normal conditions!) and... god dammit, they were paving and widening (yay!) the road.
If this seems petty, even for a FWP joke, I also felt like this was ripping through my intestines:
Turned out to just a be one of those delayed gas bombs from my Monday work shit.
If this seems petty, even for a FWP joke, I also felt like this was ripping through my intestines:
Turned out to just a be one of those delayed gas bombs from my Monday work shit.
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My disc golf shoes are wearing out after 2 years of heavy use but they aren't in production anymore. Now I have to sort through a billion other shoes to find some that wear well and fit. When I find them I'm just going to buy three pairs and be done with this nonsense. After thinking about it I realized I made the same mistake with my hiking/hunting boots. Fuck
zippitydoda
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Sledge
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My girlfriend goes grocery shopping on Sundays. She bought some really nice looking cajun flavored sliced chicken breast. Smells great.
I went home for lunch today and started to make a killer sandwich. Tried to grab a slice and it just rips apart. Try again, keeps ripping apart! Go for the two slice grab thinking the extra dual thickness will help hold it together. Nope, it's so tender and juicy the stuff just kept breaking off into small pieces. After wasting nearly a minute on this I just decided to just grab a handful and put it on the bread. This could have ruined my 1 hour lunch break. Luckily, it still tasted good but I might have put too much meat on my sandwich.
I'm wondering if I can have my girlfriend pay extra and ask the deli woman to weigh out my meat servings to maybe .20lbs and put that wax paper between each 'serving'. Maybe .25lbs and then .30lbs on Friday, tough call.
I went home for lunch today and started to make a killer sandwich. Tried to grab a slice and it just rips apart. Try again, keeps ripping apart! Go for the two slice grab thinking the extra dual thickness will help hold it together. Nope, it's so tender and juicy the stuff just kept breaking off into small pieces. After wasting nearly a minute on this I just decided to just grab a handful and put it on the bread. This could have ruined my 1 hour lunch break. Luckily, it still tasted good but I might have put too much meat on my sandwich.
I'm wondering if I can have my girlfriend pay extra and ask the deli woman to weigh out my meat servings to maybe .20lbs and put that wax paper between each 'serving'. Maybe .25lbs and then .30lbs on Friday, tough call.
Vlett
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If the girlfriend will even let you finish the question you should marry her.
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I was out disc golfing today, its been rainy lately and the mosquitoes are out. I had to cover myself in bug spray. I hate that sticky shit. To make it worse when I arrived home the wife had burger patties made so I didn't have time to shower that crap off me before dinner.
Calbiyum
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Same thing happens with me. I had bracers when I was like 12 and then retainers. The bottom retainer is still on since its just glued onto the back of my front 4 teeth.
My gums bleed a lot right from there and It think its because of all the stuff that gets stuck in the retainer. Dentist will clean it for me with all their stuff and tell me I need to keep it this clean which is pretty near impossible as the space is really small and hard to brush. I asked why I can't just get the retainer off they then explained to me what a retainer is for as if I'm retarded. I then said I know but why did I only need the top one for like 6 months and this one for over 10 years. They just repeat what the retainer is for and completely just ignore what I asked.
Medical people really get annoying when they have that 1 track mind tunnel vision
Siliconemelons
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Dentists are the most annoying "upsellers" of all "medical doctors" I swear they are guilty of doing THE most non needed procedures - and its horrific what they do to kids. The kid dentists play this movie over and over in the waiting room that if you have a cavity your entire jaw is going to get infected and you will die, like almost instantly! I have a chipped tooth - it has no sensitivity to hot/cold or pain or anything- it just needs to be filled with some bonding - but I know once a dentist sees it they will want to do a root canal and replacement and none would just fill the damn thing. Every person I know that has had a root canal "to prevent infection" has had bad infections FROM the root canal.