First World Problems
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Conefed
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Working asians are almost always bad at math, that's why you see them working. Those that are good live unimaginable fantasy lives, such is probably why they put so much time mastering it
Source: 20% of friends pool are asians; dated several for several years also, glimpsing more asians outside my circle, NatGeo-style
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I'm curious to know exactly what you think is wrong with it. Let's go ahead and pretend I told her it was to buy guns instead of saying none of your business.
Do you have something to hide? Do you think the gubmint doesn't know I own guns? I have a ltc and I buy from the cmp every few years. I also maintain a twic which requires background checks every few years. I am flying under no radars.
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Had to spend $8 to prepare for a free medical procedure that would have cost a few thousand elsewhere. I could have bought a couple lootboxes with that $8!
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H.A. Monkey
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On the toilet after taking a nasty shit. Ran out of toilet paper. Backup rolls too far out of reach. Going to have to get up and grab a new roll, but I don’t wanna after that shit.
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a c i d.f l y
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My wife introduced me to wipes, and my butthole has never been the same (in a good way). It's a nice finishing touch that I now enjoy significantly less when I have to take a shit in public.
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Yeah, but you can't flush those if you're on septic. No such thing as a flushable wipe. The fuck up the septic every time.
a c i d.f l y
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Yeah, that's why you get an enclosed trash can to deposit them next to your shitter and prevent any smell. Had to bitch my wife out about that after she clogged up our plumbing. A 50ft cable device purged any blockage before it became an issue. On septic, a little jizz can fuck things up.
Hoss
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What the fuck are you people talking about? I've been on septic pretty much my entire adult life and I get so sick of people saying you can't flush this or that. I once had a landlord who told me right after I signed the lease that I couldn't flush tp cause it would clog the septic. He was from a 3rd world shit hole, what's your excuse?
We use the Cottenelle wipes and have never had a problem. Maybe you need to think about some rid x if they're giving you problems. Or just start using the right product.
Are Flushable Wipes Septic Safe? - Cottonelle®
We use the Cottenelle wipes and have never had a problem. Maybe you need to think about some rid x if they're giving you problems. Or just start using the right product.
Are Flushable Wipes Septic Safe? - Cottonelle®
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I will give a shout out to the wipes. It is a requirement if you want a clean butthole after dropping a deuce.
Here is my first world complaint for the day - Go to the airport and everyone crowds around the goddamn terminal waiting to get on the plane. Bitch you know damn well you are in Zone 782 F and will be the last goddamn person allowed on the plane why are you retards gathering around the First Class and Zone one areas like fucking scavengers. Piss off until your zone in called.
Also why do these land whale pieces of shit think their giant oversized trashbags for luggage is going to fit into the overhead. They have to ask for volunteers every flight to check their carry-ons because they know damn well these ham planets with their sausage fingers wont be able to cram their bullshit in the plane while they waddle down the aisle. I know this is part of the airlines fault for being dickheads about baggage fees and shit but still goddamn if you need 100 extra lbs of bullshit then check that shit.
Here is my first world complaint for the day - Go to the airport and everyone crowds around the goddamn terminal waiting to get on the plane. Bitch you know damn well you are in Zone 782 F and will be the last goddamn person allowed on the plane why are you retards gathering around the First Class and Zone one areas like fucking scavengers. Piss off until your zone in called.
Also why do these land whale pieces of shit think their giant oversized trashbags for luggage is going to fit into the overhead. They have to ask for volunteers every flight to check their carry-ons because they know damn well these ham planets with their sausage fingers wont be able to cram their bullshit in the plane while they waddle down the aisle. I know this is part of the airlines fault for being dickheads about baggage fees and shit but still goddamn if you need 100 extra lbs of bullshit then check that shit.
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Fuck toilet paper. I’m having shoulder surgery next week on my right shoulder. I’m right handed. First joke I heard was about wiping with my left hand. Solution: I bought one of those bidet toilet attachments with left-handed controls. Holy shit I love this thing. I know there’s this taboo around bidet’s (I thought they were strange, too) but damn it works great.
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