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Has anyone ever thought about what they'd do if they saw someone in their family posted up as a random hot girl? The answer is clearly different depending on who it is and the nature of the pic. A while back I saw one who at first glance I thought was my niece. She was fully clothed so I took a second look and saw it wasn't her. But what id she'd been nekkid? I would not have come back to look. Somehow I would have had to wrestle with whether to tell her parents or confront her with it.
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I samy half sister online taking a piss with her pants down. She had a smile/surprised look. I know it was her because I recognized the background. She's 20 years younger than me. She was late teens and hot. I didn't say anything, but I'm glad that I got to see it. Don't judge my choice of websites, but I don't want to look at old hags my age.
 
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The back of the head is like the worst most ineffectual place to punch, but bumping there smarts the most
 
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The back of the head is like the worst most ineffectual place to punch, but bumping there smarts the most
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LOL no. It's a very effective place to hit someone.
 
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Literal shower thought, "living obituary" is a fucked up phrase. That's a biography, a biographical short
 
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What if the makers of Plane of Tranquility were fans of Toejam and Earl and there's a secret Level 0 there..
 
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What if Rudolph wasn't part of the sleigh pulling team and instead flew a few leagues ahead to act as a mobile lighthouse, giving the main caravan time to react should there indeed be an obstacle ahead.
 
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What if "More Money, More Problems" isn't a warning but a suggested order of operations? Perhaps more problems will come no matter what, so be financially stable, or at least liquid, when that time comes.
 
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When I was a child, Mexican Jumping Beans were sold everywhere. Now, I don't meet anyone who even knows what I'm talking about when I refer to them.
 
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Those bullshit special effects that are bullshit because they misrepresent what drug experiences really are, may definitely become the reality of designer drugs in the future.
 
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There is a chance you ran over a vampire in your car, but you dismissed it because there was nothing in your rear view mirror.
 
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That feeling when you pull a dry booger out of your nose that feels like it's being extracted from deep within your brain....
 
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Are the giant anime dudes really that big or are the others who are framed as normal sized actually small. Evidence: the giant axe dude from Soul Caliber is only 6'1" according to his bio
 
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Nips probably really do consider 6'1" to be a goliath. You should see how they make their gi sizes. Somewhere between their normal size and when you get to my size, they lose all fucking perspective. Last one I bought from japan, I had to take off most of the legs and arms. Kareem Abdul Jabbar woulda had to take some length off.
 
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Conefed said:
Are the giant anime dudes really that big or are the others who are framed as normal sized actually small. Evidence: the giant axe dude from Soul Caliber is only 6'1" according to his bio
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asians are short, to them a 6'0" white male like myself is pretty exotic.
 
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Hoss said:
Nips probably really do consider 6'1" to be a goliath. You should see how they make their gi sizes. Somewhere between their normal size and when you get to my size, they lose all fucking perspective. Last one I bought from japan, I had to take off most of the legs and arms. Kareem Abdul Jabbar woulda had to take some length off.
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I've bought 5x and 6xl clothes off eBay and they were like boys clothes, junior high
 
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