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pharmakos

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We're about to have a fucking space force (this will be the new 'we put a man on the moon' trope), why are commercials still louder than the fucking program we're watching? Why hasn't anyone invented a speaker where you set a decibel level and it automagically boosts or attenuates the output to maintain that noise level? The same technology could be applied to phones and radios and even hearing aids once it gets compact enough. I'm no expert in sound tech, but it seems like we're already doing shit really similar. Someone just needs to adapt it to control the output noise and it'll be a goldmine.
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This already exists in most TVs bro lol, look for the "volume correction" or "nighttime listening" mode
 
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pharmakos

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What if the misconception standing in the way of a unified theory of physics is something as basic as the existence of waves themselves?

What if waves don't actually exist, but instead we are looking at energy/matter do something that makes it LOOK like it's a wave? But actually there is something else going on?
 
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MusicForFish

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pharmakos said:
What if the misconception standing in the way of a unified theory of physics is something as basic as the existence of waves themselves?

What if waves don't actually exist, but instead we are looking at energy/matter do something that makes it LOOK like it's a wave? But actually there is something else going on?
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That's a slippery slope.
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Gutterflesh

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Light bulb moment : Chicks that wear thumb rings fuck a lot.

Prove me wrong.
 
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pharmakos

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I was just having a debate about how COVID-19 will affect the porn industry, and I was able to sneak in the phrase "the annals of anal" and not have it be entirely tongue in cheek and I was just so amused by that I had to repeat it somewhere
 
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lurkingdirk

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Biting your lower lip can be attractive and seductive, whereas biting your upper lip has the opposite effect.
 
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Conefed

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Fuckable Incubators. Do your pleasure. It processes and starts test tube baby process.
 
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Hoss

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Like on Rick and Morty? I thought it was genius too.
 
Conefed

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Hoss said:
Like on Rick and Morty? I thought it was genius too.
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They are geniuses, but haven't seen that episode.

Saw some stupid YouTube video about women saying they don't need men and in the future they'll be little more human sperm banks. I thought, hell we can do even better than that.
 
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Hoss

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Pretty much every time someone on TV or radio reminds me not to touch our faces, I notice I am currently touching my face.
 
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Koushirou

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Why is there only a buzzer for when the dryer finishes but not one for when the washer finishes? If clothes get left in the dryer after it’s done, it doesn’t matter, they’re clean and dry and ready to go still. Clothes get left in the washer too long, now they get shitty and mildewy and they need washed again.
 
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Ronaan

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Koushirou said:
Why is there only a buzzer for when the dryer finishes but not one for when the washer finishes? If clothes get left in the dryer after it’s done, it doesn’t matter, they’re clean and dry and ready to go still. Clothes get left in the washer too long, now they get shitty and mildewy and they need washed again.
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Both our washer and dryer beep when they're done. Must be a problem on your side!
 
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Hoss

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Yeah our washer buzzes too. Maybe look at the dials and see if you have it turned off. The washing machine buzzer isn't as loud though.
 
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imagine the world today but with no internet. There has never been internet of any kind. But the video games have evolved to to the same degree of fidelity and complexity. Obviously (online) no multiplayer (apart from lan), no mmo's etc. Playing games truly as a single player. No internet to help you at all. Imagine playing Dark Souls and finally beating it, playing Witcher 3. The non spoiled story. Playing rpgs. All those games. Getting a magazine like PC Gamer once a month and looking up at the back if they have any new cheat codes. Using a hex editor to mod save game files.
 
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