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Hoss said:
Literal shower thought.

Why do people leave a toothbrush in a communal shower? Like for real there were 2 toothbrushes in the shower just now. One was on the ground. Like am I supposed to NOT pee in the shower just because there's toothbrushes on the ground?

I wanted to believe that some backwards culture uses them to like clean their asses or dicks or something. But there were also 2 tubes of toothpaste on the ground too.
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I brush my teeth in the shower so I can stay in it longer, I started doing this when I was a child. I still brush my teeth normally but I do have a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush just for shower use.

I would never leave either in a shower that was not my own.
 
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Hoss said:
Literal shower thought.

Why do people leave a toothbrush in a communal shower? Like for real there were 2 toothbrushes in the shower just now. One was on the ground. Like am I supposed to NOT pee in the shower just because there's toothbrushes on the ground?

I wanted to believe that some backwards culture uses them to like clean their asses or dicks or something. But there were also 2 tubes of toothpaste on the ground too.
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Just pee directly on the toothbrushes. Hell, maybe do a deep clean of your butthole.
 
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Gavinmad said:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get shit out of a toothbrush?
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No, and to this I am glad!
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Aamry said:
Just pee directly on the toothbrushes. Hell, maybe do a deep clean of your butthole.
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The bodily fluids fall where they may. I don't aim in the shower.
 
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This tangent reminds me of the guy that talked about how he had to "heel and toe" his turd down the shower drain, I think it was over at a date's house maybe? Or maybe a friend's? I'm sure I am misremembering the story, but does anyone know it? Or who it was?
 
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Void said:
This tangent reminds me of the guy that talked about how he had to "heel and toe" his turd down the shower drain, I think it was over at a date's house maybe? Or maybe a friend's? I'm sure I am misremembering the story, but does anyone know it? Or who it was?
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Pretty sure it was a thread on the bodybuilding forums. I'm not googling that at work.
 
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Void said:
This tangent reminds me of the guy that talked about how he had to "heel and toe" his turd down the shower drain, I think it was over at a date's house maybe? Or maybe a friend's? I'm sure I am misremembering the story, but does anyone know it? Or who it was?
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Perhaps not what you were thinking of, but what this is what it reminded me of.

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TBT-TheBigToe said:
One day Covid won't be scrutinized by spellcheck.
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It should auto correct to "Chinese Bat Aids". It will as soon as the changes I made to my personal dictionary are accepted. It's literally the only reason I chose the option to share my personal dictionary.
 
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This tangent reminds me of the guy that talked about how he had to "heel and toe" his turd down the shower drain, I think it was over at a date's house maybe? Or maybe a friend's? I'm sure I am misremembering the story, but does anyone know it? Or who it was?
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Mix of stories bro. The bodybuilding forum story linked was the giant shit at date's house thing and the waffle-stomping down the drain was an FoH poster. Don't remember who.
 
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Why does it feel like Pokemon Go has been around for 10 years but Inception feels like it came out only 5 years ago?
 
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