After being at home for the past week, I was brutally reminded of the sandpaper they call commercial toilet paper when I came back into the office. After my questionable dining choices recently, Day 2 back at the office has me experiencing what I like to call Bloody Butt. You know, where you wipe your ass so much that some blood comes off on the paper when you're trying to get the tip of that magic marker ground down. And while I like to use a little wet toilet paper to try to help clean up the mess, this stuff is so inferior that unless you fold it about 8 times, you're going to give yourself an unexpected prostate exam the moment that stuff gets wet.
So my thought is, poop is generally considered super bad in terms of open wounds and causing infections. Yet I've had bloody butt countless times over my lifetime, and I've never had an infection or anything of the sort from it. Is poop cleaner than we are told (doubtful) OR is the butthole composed of some super-duper anti-infection cells? Since those are the only two options I can think of, why are we not studying those butthole cells for curing cancer and such???
