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Furry said:
Why do people pee in stalls? Everyone knows it's because they have a small dick, but what's the point if it marks you as a small dicker, aren't you just making it obvious?
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Because I'm a butters pee'er and I'm tired of you urinal weirdos pinching my exposed butt.
 
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After being at home for the past week, I was brutally reminded of the sandpaper they call commercial toilet paper when I came back into the office. After my questionable dining choices recently, Day 2 back at the office has me experiencing what I like to call Bloody Butt. You know, where you wipe your ass so much that some blood comes off on the paper when you're trying to get the tip of that magic marker ground down. And while I like to use a little wet toilet paper to try to help clean up the mess, this stuff is so inferior that unless you fold it about 8 times, you're going to give yourself an unexpected prostate exam the moment that stuff gets wet.

So my thought is, poop is generally considered super bad in terms of open wounds and causing infections. Yet I've had bloody butt countless times over my lifetime, and I've never had an infection or anything of the sort from it. Is poop cleaner than we are told (doubtful) OR is the butthole composed of some super-duper anti-infection cells? Since those are the only two options I can think of, why are we not studying those butthole cells for curing cancer and such???
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Ignoring the main question here but bring some cottonelle wipes to work to avoid the bloody butt.

I have wondered about the infections too. I have no answer. If the bowels are perforated you can get an infection in your bunghole though. So maybe it's a matter of it getting deep enough.
 
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Void said:
After being at home for the past week, I was brutally reminded of the sandpaper they call commercial toilet paper when I came back into the office. After my questionable dining choices recently, Day 2 back at the office has me experiencing what I like to call Bloody Butt. You know, where you wipe your ass so much that some blood comes off on the paper when you're trying to get the tip of that magic marker ground down. And while I like to use a little wet toilet paper to try to help clean up the mess, this stuff is so inferior that unless you fold it about 8 times, you're going to give yourself an unexpected prostate exam the moment that stuff gets wet.

So my thought is, poop is generally considered super bad in terms of open wounds and causing infections. Yet I've had bloody butt countless times over my lifetime, and I've never had an infection or anything of the sort from it. Is poop cleaner than we are told (doubtful) OR is the butthole composed of some super-duper anti-infection cells? Since those are the only two options I can think of, why are we not studying those butthole cells for curing cancer and such???
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I feel like I'm reading a post my brain made directly.
 
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Furry said:
Why do people pee in stalls? Everyone knows it's because they have a small dick, but what's the point if it marks you as a small dicker, aren't you just making it obvious?
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I pee in stalls because I don't want to spit my chew out in a urinal. And, or course, my small dick...
 
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Domination used to require an army of compliant followers. Information gathering. Logistics. Etc etc.

Everything this requires, except physical force, can be accomplished by a very small group of people now via computers and the internet. We're going to be extra fucked less than a decade after viable robots see widespread adoption.

Modern technology is a force multiplier for evil more than any other beneficiary.
 
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Only if you consider all non state actors evil. I do not. It's a powerful tool for insurgents.
 
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How do people get through life without trusting the plan? What’s it like not to have a plan to trust?

random shower musings 🤷‍♂️
 
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How do people get through life without trusting the plan? What’s it like not to have a plan to trust?

random shower musings 🤷‍♂️
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Everybody trusts in something. Those who claim to trust in nothing are actually trusting in something so horrific that they dare not name it.
 
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I want laws that create an extremely strong incentive to offer technology products that has zero internet connectivity as the default option.

I'd love to have a home router that's not connected to the internet at all, but I can have other stuff connected to and still be usable. Exercise equipment, lighting and HVAC on a schedule, my roomba, etc. I was just thinking about this while taking a piss because I thought something like a fitbit would be cool so I could track my heart rate on a graph throughout the day, but I don't want any of that shit getting on the internet. My paranoia with just about all technology really revolves around internet connectivity.
 
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Years ago, most humans on earth witnessed a chimp fucking a frog's mouth, possibly the mouth of a frog corpse, in front of an audience of cheering children. And then we all just sorta moved on.
 
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Why would you get an unproven vaccine that’s only proven to give you blood clots 🤔🤔
 
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I'm kinda glad I haven't
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