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lurkingdirk said:
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Conefed

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Why can't ctrl+F find things other than words? I want to be able to find font types, font colors, images, links, etc.
 
Edaw

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pharmakos said:
Ass hole
Butt hole
Crap hole
Dookie hole
Exit hole
Fanny hole
Guano hole
Hiney hole
I ?
J ?
Keister hole

Ah I give up
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Ice Hole
Junk Hole
Kinky Hole
Love Hole
Messy Hole
Nasty Hole
Other Hole
Poop Hole
Queer Hole
Rear Hole
Stop. No, really. Please stop Hole.
Tighter Hole
Ugly Hole
Virgin Hole
Worst Hole
Xxx Hole
Yucky Hole
Zany Hole
 
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Furry

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lurkingdirk said:
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
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Why is there a dingo running around on the runway is all I could think of after this video.

 
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pharmakos

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Edaw said:
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Ice Hole
Junk Hole
Kinky Hole
Love Hole
Messy Hole
Nasty Hole
Other Hole
Poop Hole
Queer Hole
Rear Hole
Stop. No, really. Please stop Hole.
Tighter Hole
Ugly Hole
Virgin Hole
Worst Hole
Xxx Hole
Yucky Hole
Zany Hole
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Thanks for bringing it home compadre!
 
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Hoss

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Yes, fat content may not be the only factor, but AFAIK it is the main one. Switch to a high fat diet and you'll notice you suddenly have more floaters. That's why I know Calories-in / Calories-out dieting is bullshit. No one even tries to measure the calories you shit out.
 
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Sevens

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Hoss said:
Yes, fat content may not be the only factor, but AFAIK it is the main one. Switch to a high fat diet and you'll notice you suddenly have more floaters. That's why I know Calories-in / Calories-out dieting is bullshit. No one even tries to measure the calories you shit out.
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I am not familiar with the calories-in / calories-out dieting but....you don't shit out calories, you have to burn them off. A calorie is actually nothing more than a unit of energy.


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What is a "living daylight" as in "You scared the living daylights out of me!"
Also a James Bond film
 
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People keep trying to tell me why its polite to ask what someone's pronouns are.

I'm going to start telling them "Oh, I just ask everyone 'are you trans?' before I use any pronouns. Same thing"

Just curious what response I'll get when I say that to a Portland coworker
 
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Hoss

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Sevens said:
I am not familiar with the calories-in / calories-out dieting but....you don't shit out calories, you have to burn them off. A calorie is actually nothing more than a unit of energy.
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Fat has calories. When your shit floats it's because you're shitting out fat that you ate without your body actually using. So if you're counting calories, the count isn't accurate unless you subtract that. Even without there being fat in it, there are always some calories in shit. I'm not sure how you can think there aren't. It was just the fat content thing that made me realize it because fat is pretty calorie dense.
 
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