FOH Shower Thoughts

lurkingdirk · Sep 20, 2019

Tarrant said:
When you clean the vacuum cleaner, you are in fact, the vacuum cleaner.

When you use a knife sharpener, you become a knife sharpener.

pharmakos · Sep 22, 2019

iannis said:
lurkingdirk said:

When parents are purchasing clothes for their children they're just customizing their character.

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In generations passed reality has not come with a boob slider.

We have corrected this oversight.

you are happy that parents have a boob slider for their daughters?

lurkingdirk · Sep 22, 2019

When using a knife sharpener, you are, in fact, a knife sharpener.

a c i d.f l y · Oct 11, 2019

"Millennial sounds a lot like 'mentally ill'."

MusicForFish · Oct 12, 2019

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

Bandwagon · Oct 23, 2019

I've been working with maps a lot lately. Scale is a big part of that. I know this is completely unoriginal, but thinking about how small we are is blowing my mind because I have on-hand visual memories that demonstrate it. If you're looking at it above a certain scale, Earth and all of us on it are just a dot.

Rathar · Oct 24, 2019

Bandwagon said:
I've been working with maps a lot lately. Scale is a big part of that. I know this is completely unoriginal, but thinking about how small we are is blowing my mind because I have on-hand visual memories that demonstrate it. If you're looking at it above a certain scale, Earth and all of us on it are just a dot.

lurkingdirk · Oct 25, 2019

Lady Gaga and the Goo Goo Dolls could tour together and call it the Goo Goo Gaga tour.

Hoss · Nov 5, 2019

Hebrew writing always looks like it's upside down.

Julian The Apostate · Nov 6, 2019

As scary as dying is, eternal life is way more terrifying to me.

lurkingdirk · Nov 6, 2019

More people leave college with an STD than a PhD.

Hoss · Nov 6, 2019

Do you have to count herpes that they probably got as children for that to be true?

Julian The Apostate · Nov 14, 2019

Most career advancement Is just the result of older people retiring or dying off. Time is a flat circle.

Hoss · Nov 14, 2019

Not if you work for a company that's actually growing. Be worried if that's true for you.

Julian The Apostate · Nov 14, 2019

Hoss said:
Not if you work for a company that's actually growing. Be worried if that's true for you.

Ok Boomer

Hoss · Nov 14, 2019

Julian The Apostate said:
Ok Boomer

lol cuz it's the boomers who would be working at the stagnant companies.

TBT-TheBigToe · Nov 17, 2019

I feel more entangled and ensnared by the wires and chargers of my cordless devices than I ever did when they were corded.

lurkingdirk · Nov 17, 2019

Being naked with shoes on feels weirder than just being naked.

Fadaar · Nov 18, 2019

Julian The Apostate said:
As scary as dying is, eternal life is way more terrifying to me.

I can always find new things to fap to, therefore life is worth living

Aamry · Nov 18, 2019

Heard this one on the radio:

Does relish go on anything but hotdogs?

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