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BoozeCube

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Have you always wanted to be a screen writer, do you have a 30 foot dick? We have been given the green light on FOHs next pron endeavor and we need you.

Ad lib your best scripts for whores to act out, scenes, etc. be an armchair director.

Once we get a rough draft of our perverse vision we will source it out and crowd fund the dirty deed. Now is your chance to be a super star, or at least get a screen writing credit on some smut.
 
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Hoss

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I want a producer credit. Or whatever the fuck harvey winestine was.
 
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BoozeCube

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Just be careful how many fetishes you try and wrap together at once, the price almost goes up exponentially.

So if you try and combine, midget, trap, double anal, Asian, cosplay, we might need to hit the powerball to fund it.
 
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Julian The Apostate

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We need to mix in as many FOH references as possible to the script. Imagine the opening scene is someone (Good Samaritan?)dropping off Xbox’s and drugs for a blonde chick, let’s call her Tri-State Tori.
 
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BoozeCube

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We could always have some people neglecting their kids with a side of domestic abuse, then CPS shows up and starts to fix the cable if you know what I mean.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Post Scene 1:

A midget in a jew costume mops up afterwards.

Post Scene 2:

Same midget seen furiously spanking it while viewing ficusfetish.pr0n on his computer. Shot from over the shoulder so you don't have to have the midget actually rubbing the rabbi.

Post Scene 3:

Same midget is directing an illegal mexican to mop up afterwards while the midget is reading "You TOO Can Be a Hollywood Screenwriter!"
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Need a lesbian scene for Mist Mist , a tranny scene for Lunis Lunis , and a furry scene for AladainAF AladainAF or just save time and throw all 3 into one scene. Shit could win us an innovation in porn award or something.
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Basically you need a plot and some dialogue.

Then you need a list of negotiation points of what they might do and what friends they might have available of different ethnicities and looks.

Plan for a 30 minute feature.
 
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Oblio

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With all the Cuck talk on here we definitely need some chick that looks like a milf wearing a wedding ring taking some large pipe while shit talking her Cuck Hubby.

Also, perhaps some ATM but take it to the next level by having the dick go from Girl A's Ass to Girl B's Mouth. This is all the depravity I can think of short of water games, which I feel confident that @a_skeleton_03 will suggest at some point.
 
Zapatta

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BoozeCube said:
We could always have some people neglecting their kids with a side of domestic abuse, then CPS shows up and starts to fix the cable if you know what I mean.
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We really need to know what the studio has for resources. A mule attacking the groin of a guy in an Indians Ball Cap needs to happen.
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Oblio said:
With all the Cuck talk on here we definitely need some chick that looks like a milf wearing a wedding ring taking some large pipe while shit talking her Cuck Hubby.

Also, perhaps some ATM but take it to the next level by having the dick go from Girl A's Ass to Girl B's Mouth. This is all the depravity I can think short of water games, which I feel confident that @a_skeleton_03 will suggest at some point.
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I asked for water sports on the first one and was denied so that's why I went with milk.
 
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