FOH2 Porno Boogaloo
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Bahahaha! perfect
Show a guy in an indians cap standing facing a mule. Cut to jeans with a carrot protruding from the zipper and the mule bites it.
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Zapatta
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Needs to have a
Pan over to two small children calling an old geezer in a wheel chair Daddy!
Pan over to two small children calling an old geezer in a wheel chair Daddy!
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
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Fade in .
Large window in a double wide trailer, 2 people animatedly arguing. A person outside stares curiously in the window. Pan to a door marked FOH, pan down to a Welcome mat, pan back to door, a hand knocks. Homosexual male with a Swastika on his shirt invites the voyeur in. Pan down a hall. Voyeur opens the closest door, console playing fatties throw cheetos at him say GTFO. Next door, dude in his tighty whiteys is furiously stapling porno mags to all the walls. Next door 5 guys in MAGA hats throwing dildos at brown person in a Che shirt wearing a life jacket. Next room .... etc etc.
You all need to figure out how to insert heterosexual sex scenes into what is obviously a gay porn.
Large window in a double wide trailer, 2 people animatedly arguing. A person outside stares curiously in the window. Pan to a door marked FOH, pan down to a Welcome mat, pan back to door, a hand knocks. Homosexual male with a Swastika on his shirt invites the voyeur in. Pan down a hall. Voyeur opens the closest door, console playing fatties throw cheetos at him say GTFO. Next door, dude in his tighty whiteys is furiously stapling porno mags to all the walls. Next door 5 guys in MAGA hats throwing dildos at brown person in a Che shirt wearing a life jacket. Next room .... etc etc.
You all need to figure out how to insert heterosexual sex scenes into what is obviously a gay porn.
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Void
BAU BAU
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I'm pretty sure we could get the real deal for a lot less than what one of these "actresses" would charge.
Assuming she's out of jail when production starts.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
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There should be a fluffer named hodj who keeps all the trannies hard somehow by using salt.
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Siliconemelons
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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TBT-TheBigToe
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I want a picture, framed, preferably large oil on velvet, of a big black penis in the background at some point
In honour of;
Edit: I decided I want in on the weirdness
In honour of;
Edit: I decided I want in on the weirdness
Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
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Gamma Rays
Large sized member
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In all seriousnessness:
Do we have a list of what's available re: sex acts that are going to happen or not?? That makes the planing more realistic once the options are locked in.
Oh and here's me throwing an idea on the table: we have a cam whore / website girl who is trying to hide her injured foot. She will have photoshoots where she hides her foot/hoof by having it in high-heeled shoes, or out of frame. In a bed she will have that foot under the sheets. Then some dudes who are gamers in their late 30s - 40s are able to spot the fact that something is odd with her foot. They threaten to take the information to her boss, the US army a report is lodged with the IG and they nearly get her fired from her job at Fort Bragg, her website is almost closed down . . . umm wait.
I might have gotten sidetracked here.
Do we have a list of what's available re: sex acts that are going to happen or not?? That makes the planing more realistic once the options are locked in.
Oh and here's me throwing an idea on the table: we have a cam whore / website girl who is trying to hide her injured foot. She will have photoshoots where she hides her foot/hoof by having it in high-heeled shoes, or out of frame. In a bed she will have that foot under the sheets. Then some dudes who are gamers in their late 30s - 40s are able to spot the fact that something is odd with her foot. They threaten to take the information to her boss, the US army a report is lodged with the IG and they nearly get her fired from her job at Fort Bragg, her website is almost closed down . . . umm wait.
I might have gotten sidetracked here.
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IRS agent bursts into some Thot's room while she's camwhoring and demands she pays up. "But Mr. Taxman, I don't have any money. Is there any other way I could pay?"
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