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a_skeleton_03

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Gamma Rays said:
In all seriousnessness:

Do we have a list of what's available re: sex acts that are going to happen or not?? That makes the planing more realistic once the options are locked in.

Oh and here's me throwing an idea on the table: we have a cam whore / website girl who is trying to hide her injured foot. She will have photoshoots where she hides her foot/hoof by having it in high-heeled shoes, or out of frame. In a bed she will have that foot under the sheets. Then some dudes who are gamers in their late 30s - 40s are able to spot the fact that something is odd with her foot. They threaten to take the information to her boss, the US army a report is lodged with the IG and they nearly get her fired from her job at Fort Bragg, her website is almost closed down . . . umm wait.

I might have gotten sidetracked here.
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My people will do full nudity girl soft core stuff with props and scripts. I don’t know their limits as of yet.

If they can’t do it though they will get me to the people that can.

The best way to go about this is script it first. Get the story fleshed out and all. Then make a list of scenes and then a list of props.

Once something is built and done I will start negotiating. From there we tweak things back and forth.
 
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iannis

iannis

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It makes it better?

With all the free por n this could be viewed as a form of charity.
 
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Gamma Rays

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So donkey, yes or no??

Bearing in mind it would be a female donkey.
 
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Gavinmad

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I actually kinda like the idea of it being a plot-driven softcore rather than just a random mashup of FoH memes with some tits involved.

Dude starts stalking a cam-whore because he's convinced she isn't paying her taxes, discovers that she's actually stuck in an abusive relationship and presumably desperate to get away but its more complicated than that because her domineering girlfriend is actually a very well connected criminal who smuggles opiates inside of game consoles. Some kind of craziness ensues and our camwhore in distress is rescued, but when our hero tries to claim the reward he so rightfully earned, camwhore tries to friendzone him because she's not bisexual. Except...POW REVERSE MILLIE! Protagonist has actually been a chick pretending to be a dude all along because male privilege or something.
 
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iannis

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As long as tiggles has to eat mists butt while wearing a cock cage, I'm good with anything else.

Gavins idea there isn't bad.
 
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Gamma Rays

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FYI: If there's going to be a Gamma Rays character. He would need to be played by Danny D to ensure a close penis size comparison.
 
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Hoss

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Oblio said:
With all the Cuck talk on here we definitely need some chick that looks like a milf wearing a wedding ring taking some large pipe while shit talking her Cuck Hubby.
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Cuck needs to be tied up and have a rusty toilet badge pinned on him. We should work these badges in somehow.

j00t said:
we need a j49 subplot
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Fuck, J49 can probably get the whole thing made for under $100. As long as we're good with heroine whores and The Wolf as our talent. (and J49's wife cause I'm pretty sure he could pull that off)
 
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Gamma Rays

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With J49 we could film 4 or 5 scenes all in the same afternoon with him busting big loads for each one.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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BoozeCube said:
Have you always wanted to be a screen writer, do you have a 30 foot dick? We have been given the green light on FOHs next pron endeavor and we need you.

Ad lib your best scripts for whores to act out, scenes, etc. be an armchair director.

Once we get a rough draft of our perverse vision we will source it out and crowd fund the dirty deed. Now is your chance to be a super star, or at least get a screen writing credit on some smut.
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Can I be in it? Like, physically actually in it not just a character in it.
 
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Bubbles

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BoozeCube said:
Well the last time @a_skeleton_03 s connection seemed to use Eastern European or Russian broads, do he have the gamut of talent? If so we might need to get an Asian for Bubbles Bubbles
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red hair
Korean with heavy work done, to look pleasing to me
or Japanese
luscious boobs
thick thighs
willingness to engage in some nasty shit

I think these are reasonable things one expects
 
Rezz

Rezz

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Just include a Tad vs. everyone scene, and reference Malaysian flights. Really drive the nonsense home.

I approve of all of this.
 
Brad2770

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One of the lines in the script has to be “YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS...”
 
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pharmakos

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Perhaps a pharmakos effigy rants about trying to ban porn (from the FSR) and ends up getting tied up and forced to watch trannies fuck.
 
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