Screamfeeder
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No son. That's not a limp. That's a hidden IED and I'd say warrants you upgrading from a .22 to buckshot. Pretty sure the Geneva Convention backs me up on that.
Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Asshat Foler
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Bro they were grazing all day out back. Left to go do some errands, came back and they were just chilling. Yelled at em a few times and they didn't do anything.
Hosix
All labs matter!
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Words bro....stop with words. You need to go hands on. Kill one violently and let the other turkeys see you do it.
Asshat Foler
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What if a strangled one in front of the others and then hung it's dead body from a noose in their roosting tree?
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Screamfeeder
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You were 2 steps away from sending your feline companion on a suicide mission and now you're balking after a few harsh words? What are you, a fucking Republican Senator?
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Screamfeeder
The Dirtbag
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Turkeys lack the self-awareness that your display of wanton brutality would evoke in a higher evolved species of animal.
Water balloons full of 99 octane gasoline and a BBQ torch are your only option at this point foler.
Asshat Foler
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Screamfeeder
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But you're more than happy to basically murder your own cat by sending her/him/them into an obvious ambush while you have the materials and means to end this conflict swiftly and decisively.
You lack only the will to do what is needed. You disgust me foler.
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2 things:
1. plant corn to get the deer in there.
2. pick the ugliest, least used club out of your golf bag. Walk into the herd of turkeys, take care of at least one. Make dinner. Share with cat.
1. plant corn to get the deer in there.
2. pick the ugliest, least used club out of your golf bag. Walk into the herd of turkeys, take care of at least one. Make dinner. Share with cat.
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Hosix
All labs matter!
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Cook that fucker outside in front of the others. They will smell his flesh and know you mean business.
Asshat Foler
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Corn hard to grow? Don't have a ton of time to tend to something delicate right now.
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Not hard, but you have to grow a certain amount in order for it to pollinate and actually produce corn. A parcel 4 feet by 10 feet of planted corn would be sufficient in every case. Plant it, irrigate it, forget about it. If you get good seed it will take care of itself without weeding. And, if you get the right kind, you might be able to get quite a few meals out of it when you work around the shit the deer have nibbled.
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I have a bunch planted along the edge of my forest along my meadow this year. That's where my deer blind is. Hoping to get a bunch this year.
DickTrickle
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Well, you fucked up. You could have been a cool kid but now that you sided against Trump, you're basically marked for death here in the forums.
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