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Asshat Foler

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Kirun Kirun honestly AZ GOP putting a woman as candidate for gov is peak YGWYFD. If they had put a MAGA man on the ticket Arizona would have been locked.

Araysar Araysar tell us more how women belong in politics
 
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Kirun Kirun honestly AZ GOP putting a woman as candidate for gov is peak YGWYFD. If they had put a MAGA man on the ticket Arizona would have been locked.

Araysar Araysar tell us more how women belong in politics

Arizona MAGA man

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Kirun Kirun honestly AZ GOP putting a woman as candidate for gov is peak YGWYFD. If they had put a MAGA man on the ticket Arizona would have been locked.

Araysar Araysar tell us more how women belong in politics
Careful, bro. He's teetering on the edge now that his waifu Kari is getting BTFO out by a Karen.
 
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Alright, so I did a rhetoric grid for the ukraine thread. Here is the general template:
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  • The Y axis is rational, and fact oriented. The X axis is the moral axis, and is more concerned with establishing ingroup-outgroup identity.
  • Which axis is dominant depends on the group in question.
  • The best statements are those in the top right quadrant. The worst are those in the left bottom.
  • By best and worse, I simply mean which statements will make the best sense, and be the most rewarded statements, in that community.
  • This is an abstract, purely ideal model of how to map the set of possible statements made by a given community of statement-makers. There are other devices for mapping statements that one can build.

The troubling insight of the 1920's and the 1930's, was that this grid **cannot** account for so-called "Big Lie" communities. The grid above assumes having truth on your side is always a plus.

In terms of formal structure, what distinguishes a Big Lie community of statement makers? Answer: the Big Lie (whatever it is) functions as a null function that can be deployed to essentially mute either the Y or the X axis. Whenever the Big Lie is stated, either truth function, or moral function, is overruled within the group member, in order to immediately affirm (by moving toward) the Big Lie. This is the resulting grid structure, simplified and guess what I did. I added a Z axis:
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If this Z axis exists (we only have one "point" depicted here...) then my previous rhetorical grid, though appealing, cannot account for all possible statement making communities although it does account for many.
 
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LLR, if you are implying I am one giant walking Big Lie, I cannot affirm nor deny that statement. That would violate all I hold sacred.
I'm not implying anything, I'm outright stating you're stupid and wrong in both your analysis and initial premise.

It's at least an attempt at coherence though, so that's a big improvement for you. Baby steps and all.
 
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Asshat Foler

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I'm not implying anything, I'm outright stating you're stupid and wrong in both your analysis and initial premise.

It's at least an attempt at coherence though, so that's a big improvement for you. Baby steps and all.
DAMN. This is savage. LLR doesn’t even call me stupid!
 

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I’m seeing a whole lotta American hating faggot pedophile Plan DISTRUSTERS.
 
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Lmao imagine not trusting Kari Lake’s plan. She’s literally MAGA. A MAGA plan is a PLAN YOU CAN TRUST.
 
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Imagine getting beat by me, training for years, getting your rematch in a grand final and then getting beatdown harder than one of Angelina Jolie's Cambodian adoptees.

The best part is, I don't even remember beating you the first time, or was it the second time? The third? who knows. Who cares?