Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Sadre Spinegnawer

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
You think I'm falling for the classic 'monkeys becoming self aware' routine? Again?

NOT HAPPENING
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There's more happening on that Ugandan banana plantation than you want to think about. The idea is bad, but when you realize https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/foler.10138/ 's involves speeding up the Ugandan banana life-cycle so that it is a mere half hour or so, perhaps as little as 20 minutes, and this allows him to carefully breed each successive generation, the bananas are winking at him at this point.

Last laugh, LLR, last laugh.
 
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Looking good Foler Foler

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JEWS WANT TO KILL YOU AND ENSLAVE YOUR KIDS AS SEX SLAVES. FUCKING SICK
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer

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BoozeCube said:
Tone it down Folders. Get some chill.
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I think I'm seeing the issue more clearly. I'd say this is fair advice. Why does he do the way out "oven grade" comments about x, y, or z?

He is either retarded, because it resembles "blurting" more than actual regular human language, or he is just always full of shit, full stop. https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/foler.10138/ are you openly forum larping? Because if not, those are your two choices is my take.

Got great news today. I'm through the first round for America's Team! Next year is the first year slap fighting is going to be an Olympic event and get this: *both* winter and summer versions of the sport.

The Oslo Walrus better watch out. I'm coming for him.
 
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DickTrickle

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Sadre Spinegnawer said:
I think I'm seeing the issue more clearly. I'd say this is fair advice. Why does he do the way out "oven grade" comments about x, y, or z?

He is either retarded, because it resembles "blurting" more than actual regular human language, or he is just always full of shit, full stop. https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/foler.10138/ are you openly forum larping? Because if not, those are your two choices is my take.

Got great news today. I'm through the first round for America's Team! Next year is the first year slap fighting is going to be an Olympic event and get this: *both* winter and summer versions of the sport.

The Oslo Walrus better watch out. I'm coming for him.
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He is both retarded and always full of shit.
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer

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https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/foler.10138/ you have dealt yourself a god-awful bad hand. I can stop being retarded. I can stop being full of shit.

You can't.

I'd almost want to make an unprecedented Shaw-Switch Redemption forum bet with you. I can be so chill, they call me Daddy Cube. I can be so chill, people invite me over just to save on their AC bills. I can be so chill, so goddam chill, when the ladies get to "that time of life" if I'm with you ma'am, you need not worry about hot spells.

I'm so chill, everywhere I go people put on mittens and drink hot cocoa and watch Hallmark Christmas movies. I once went to Jamaica. They decided to take up bobsledding.

In Inuit there are 17 words for snow. After they met me, they added an 18th.

Anyway. Good luck. You're gonna need it, as Janis said.
 
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