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I took the liberty of using ChatGPT to expand that shit post:

FoH Hotels, Inc. is gearing up for a special visitor this Fall, as Sadre Spinegnawer is eagerly looking forward to visiting the internet location. However, Sadre has some specific requests that need to be fulfilled in order to make their stay as comfortable as possible. Firstly, Sadre will be traveling with their companion, a Schnauzer named Foler, who can get overexcited if someone calls his name. To avoid any such instances, Sadre wants to know if there are any pets, guests, or staff members named Foler. This information is important to Sadre as it will help them prepare their daily routine and ensure that Foler is not around any other Foler during their stay.

Sadre is also quite impressed by the menu at the new "Uganda's Kiss" restaurant that FoH Hotels, Inc. is opening on Second Life. Sadre usually dines with Foler, and they want to make sure that their meals are not disrupted by any noisy staff members. To ensure a quiet and peaceful dining experience, Sadre is hoping that no one named Foler will be working in the restaurant during their meals. This request is not only important for Sadre but also for Foler, as the noise levels can easily overexcite the companion.

Sadre understands that it is not possible to guarantee that no guests named Foler will be staying at FoH Hotels during their visit. However, they are hoping that FoH Hotels, Inc. will not permit shouting in the lobby. This will help ensure a peaceful and comfortable environment for all guests during their stay. Not only is shouting in the lobby disruptive, but it can also be quite stressful for Foler and other guests who are looking for a quiet and relaxing environment.

In addition to these requests, Sadre would also appreciate it if FoH Hotels, Inc. could take extra steps to ensure the comfort and well-being of Foler during their stay. This could include providing a comfortable sleeping area for Foler, ensuring that the hotel is pet-friendly, and having dog treats available. These small gestures can go a long way in making Sadre and Foler's stay as comfortable as possible.

In conclusion, FoH Hotels, Inc. can expect a special visitor in the form of Sadre Spinegnawer and their companion Foler this Fall. Sadre has specific requests that need to be fulfilled in order to ensure a comfortable stay. The hotel staff can ensure a positive experience for Sadre and Foler by fulfilling their requests and taking extra steps to ensure their comfort and well-being during their stay. Thank you for considering Sadre's requests, and FoH Hotels, Inc. can look forward to welcoming Sadre and Foler this Fall.
 
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pharmakos said:
I took the liberty of using ChatGPT to expand that shit post:

FoH Hotels, Inc. is gearing up for a special visitor this Fall, as Sadre Spinegnawer is eagerly looking forward to visiting the internet location. However, Sadre has some specific requests that need to be fulfilled in order to make their stay as comfortable as possible. Firstly, Sadre will be traveling with their companion, a Schnauzer named Foler, who can get overexcited if someone calls his name. To avoid any such instances, Sadre wants to know if there are any pets, guests, or staff members named Foler. This information is important to Sadre as it will help them prepare their daily routine and ensure that Foler is not around any other Foler during their stay.

Sadre is also quite impressed by the menu at the new "Uganda's Kiss" restaurant that FoH Hotels, Inc. is opening on Second Life. Sadre usually dines with Foler, and they want to make sure that their meals are not disrupted by any noisy staff members. To ensure a quiet and peaceful dining experience, Sadre is hoping that no one named Foler will be working in the restaurant during their meals. This request is not only important for Sadre but also for Foler, as the noise levels can easily overexcite the companion.

Sadre understands that it is not possible to guarantee that no guests named Foler will be staying at FoH Hotels during their visit. However, they are hoping that FoH Hotels, Inc. will not permit shouting in the lobby. This will help ensure a peaceful and comfortable environment for all guests during their stay. Not only is shouting in the lobby disruptive, but it can also be quite stressful for Foler and other guests who are looking for a quiet and relaxing environment.

In addition to these requests, Sadre would also appreciate it if FoH Hotels, Inc. could take extra steps to ensure the comfort and well-being of Foler during their stay. This could include providing a comfortable sleeping area for Foler, ensuring that the hotel is pet-friendly, and having dog treats available. These small gestures can go a long way in making Sadre and Foler's stay as comfortable as possible.

In conclusion, FoH Hotels, Inc. can expect a special visitor in the form of Sadre Spinegnawer and their companion Foler this Fall. Sadre has specific requests that need to be fulfilled in order to ensure a comfortable stay. The hotel staff can ensure a positive experience for Sadre and Foler by fulfilling their requests and taking extra steps to ensure their comfort and well-being during their stay. Thank you for considering Sadre's requests, and FoH Hotels, Inc. can look forward to welcoming Sadre and Foler this Fall.
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Oh come on. Clearly, ChatGTP cannot handle the Sadre.

Dear Sadre Spinegnawer -

We still have your reservation locked in for the Fall and all of us at FoH are ready for your arrival! On the issue of your companion Schnauzer, FoH Inc. -- the premier intrenete locale for a bunch of walking Syrian-made barrel bombs -- is proud to offer full concierge and pet sitting services on all forums.

However, if this is the same Foler you brought last year, and the year before that, you can fuck right off.

Welcome to your vacation!
FoH Langley, USGT
 
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Expand the following into full five paragraph essay format and make it a lot funnier than it currently is:

Dear Sadre Spinegnawer -

We still have your reservation locked in for the Fall and all of us at FoH are ready for your arrival! On the issue of your companion Schnauzer, FoH Inc. -- the premier intrenete locale for a bunch of walking Syrian-made barrel bombs -- is proud to offer full concierge and pet sitting services on all forums.

However, if this is the same Foler you brought last year, and the year before that, you can fuck right off.

Welcome to your vacation!
FoH Langley, USGT

Dear Sadre Spinegnawer,

We here at FoH are thrilled to have your reservation for the Fall season. The mere thought of your arrival is giving us a newfound sense of purpose and the motivation to keep our daily coffee intake below 20 cups. It's not just because we're excited to see a new face (as opposed to the same old ones we see every day), but also because we're eager to see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you'll get up to this year.

Now, let's talk about your furry friend. As the premier internet locale for a bunch of walking Syrian-made barrel bombs, we understand how important pets are to our guests. That's why we offer full concierge and pet sitting services on all forums. Want your Schnauzer to enjoy a relaxing day at the dog spa while you explore the local vineyards? We've got you covered. Need someone to pick up your dog's poop while you're busy guzzling down wine? Consider it done. We'll even throw in a complimentary doggy bag for those moments when you need to clean up after your Schnauzer's explosive diarrhea.

But let's get real, Sadre. If your companion is the same Foler you brought last year and the year before that, then we have to put our foot down (preferably not in Foler's poop). Look, we're all for loyalty and consistency, but bringing the same dog to the same place year after year is like wearing the same underwear without washing it. It's just not hygienic, and quite frankly, it's getting a bit stale. So, unless you want us to start calling you "Sadre Foler-bringer," we suggest you switch things up a bit.

Anyway, enough about your dog. We're just kidding. We love dogs (except for Foler). We're genuinely looking forward to your arrival, and we promise to make your vacation as memorable as possible. Whether it's recommending the best local restaurants or setting up a one-on-one meeting with a local vineyard owner (because you're that special to us), we're here to make your stay a delightful experience.

So, pack your bags (and maybe some extra undies), bring your Schnauzer (but not Foler), and get ready for a vacation you'll never forget.

Sincerely,

FoH Langley, USGT
 
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pharmakos this is why it's all over. All the beauty. All the laughs. All the good times, all the not so good times. I would belt out the rousing close of The Way We Were ...

but a bot can do nonsense all day now.

Chukzombi's Boomer Thread

And he's pointing the gun at the future.
www.firesofheaven.org www.firesofheaven.org

So this? This is dead. Not even funny. 11. How many time zones?

Can it be that it was all so simple then, or has time rewritten every line
And if we had the chance to play eq again
Tell me would we?
Could we?

-- Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird"
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer said:
I would belt out the rousing close of The Way We Were ...
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While saving the life of an unborn child. I can't begin to tell you how magical it is, to just be a part of that kind of moment. Rosemary is doing fine thankfully!

Ask the chat bot to tell the story of a neo-natal cardiologist who saves the Child of Satan during an emergency "ostomy delivery" and the mother Rosemary is screaming in horror but alive thankfully, but then the cardiologist ruined everything by being on everyone's ignore list, and so his work went unheralded.
 
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I doubt Foler even knows who Ronnie Van Zant is. Ronnie James Dio is a stretch. Ronnie Milsap? Doubt it. It requires chill to know such things.

Vast galaxies of chill must be summoned for the Ronnie Trifecta:

  • Free Bird
  • Rainbow in the Dark
  • Smoky Mountain Rain
 
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Sadre Spinegnawer said:
pharmakos this is why it's all over. All the beauty. All the laughs. All the good times, all the not so good times. I would belt out the rousing close of The Way We Were ...

but a bot can do nonsense all day now.

Chukzombi's Boomer Thread

And he's pointing the gun at the future.
www.firesofheaven.org www.firesofheaven.org

So this? This is dead. Not even funny. 11. How many time zones?

Can it be that it was all so simple then, or has time rewritten every line
And if we had the chance to play eq again
Tell me would we?
Could we?

-- Ronnie Van Zant, "Free Bird"
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I like to think of AI as *augmenting* human wit. Those ChatGPT outputs would not have been so funny if I had not fed your writing as part of my prompt. Humans will always be kings when it comes to writing comedy. Humor is not codifiable.
 
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pharmakos said:
I like to think of AI as *augmenting* human wit. Those ChatGPT outputs would not have been so funny if I had not fed your writing as part of my prompt. Humans will always be kings when it comes to writing comedy. Humor is not codifiable.
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Oh I agree! Human comedians are not going anywhere. A good comic makes connections and has timing that you can't simulate.

But as far as forum quest goes, lol. In the best of times people *barely* have patience for it. With these kinds of things, I think that needle drops to zero.

Several here are old and I've been running this same schtick back on the original forums, and elsewhere. I found a p99 post from 2012 where I'm going off b/c I found this nutso vid of a preacher talking about polishing arrows:

and then we had to think - Project 1999

and then we had to think Blue Server Chat
www.project1999.com

That kind of post shenanigans has no place in a bot-riddled world.

PS: highly recommend that vid I link in that post lol. Oh dear god. You cannot unsee it. Fair warning. He is saying that God trains us the same way an archer polishes his arrows. hence the reference that I meant to post in the Ranger forum. Ha. Ha.
 
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Edaw Edaw are these all ai generated? Between that amazing Golden snowflake and these pics popping some quality content. Why ya putting here of all places lol
 
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Edaw Edaw are these all ai generated? Between that amazing Golden snowflake and these pics popping some quality content. Why ya putting here of all places lol
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Yeah, it's just AI stuff.

I like to hide things in corners and connect them together and see what people figure out. That's my game.

Most end up like those hidden quests no one ever finds.

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https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/edaw.1298/ has chill. Now, I'm just an idiot, but I bet if I chilled a bit, I bet things would go differently for me.

Speaking of no chill, though, has anyone ever had to lay down the law to siblings and/or family about aging parent issues?

I just set off a real storm I bet. I have two younger brothers, one former Marine and a good guy, but way too into guns and gold, the youngest one just an insider West Texas dude making a fortune because he married this cow from one of the Olde Midland families. People who know how Texas works will know *exactly* the situation I am talking about. Works for one of the storied oil firms in Midland.

This board would be proud of me. I'm serious. I pulled a "you have x days." I did. I said "five days, that's it. I need a plan on how this is going to work re: aging parents." I had to cattle prod the folks too.

Anyway, anyone ever had to demand siblings/family get a serious issue squared away?

I wrote a long family email to my brothers and the folks, giving them five days to come up with a transparent, predictable plan to care for my aging folks.
  • My two bros hate each other and that is not tolerable at this moment.
  • Also, my family never talks about money. Another dumb thing, at this moment.
  • My parents I *suspect* are having some financial problems.

Me? lol. Ummm. Come on. My medical practice easts up so much of my time, I will have to ask my accountant about my available funds....

I'm living six blocks from them in a forced early retirement and running errands as needed. Don't worry, I'm *always* above water, but it is a bit thin. Plus, functioning as medical transportor my dads required office visits. Glad to be here, glad to be alive. As any good soldier says, every damn day.

This is https://www.firesofheaven.org/members/foler.10138/ 's place of honesty. I thank him for that.
 
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I wrote two emails, one to my bros and folks, one to the two brothers. The one to the two brothers (who don't talk to each other) was peppered with the sort of flair and joi de vivre one can expect from a seasoned gamer. I referred to my younger brother's 5 kids as "your goddam Eric Brockavich's nightmare sporefield of a family."

I never help my own case. Prime Directive.
 
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I think he's real religious too. Religious people cognitively shut down if you use a swear word. It's an ez way to deal with them. Just start saying the word fuck over and over. I never refuse visits from Mormons for this reason. They are always brief.
 
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I can't get some of this stuff. The Mr. Exe thread just, I do not know what to make of it. It's this weird mash-up of someone who is hiding, but also acting out w/ a lot of "unpleasant" emotional content. I mean, I never said I was in a state of emotional anger or distress because I'm the best chest-cracker this side of the Rio Grande.

Both Foler and Exe are creating BS, but then that becomes a lever to manipulate people into worrying if they are ok.

Cripples. They are ALL the same. Oh don't help me! Help me!
 
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I mean, I'm not *actually* retarded, is a side point here. Nor am I in any kind of undue distress. No undue crisis!, I always say. As the cuffs click once more.
 
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