That's one lucky Dwarf. After a long shift in the mines, he gets to come home to a thick lil Dwarf lass, who loves him enough to keep her beard waxed. I bet her mines of moria aren't infested with goblins either
Kent Wallace:
In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a n*gger lover."