Alcoholism is cool, as long as you aren’t a fucking pot head you’ll do fine around here.
50 dead friends?! Did you live in Jonestown or something?about 50 of my friends are dead asshole. i still have friends but a lot of them are dead. one good buddy ODed. the other his house blew up with a bunch of animals. gaurantee ive got more friends than you but yeah real nice to remind me arsehole. i dont want anymore friends
He was driving the short bus drunk and slaughtered all his "friends". Unfortunately, he lived.50 dead friends?! Did you live in Jonestown or something?
True story, I just had a grease burn all down my dominant arm (my dumb ass fault for trying to do too much at the same time and not paying attention) , so I come to my PC pissed off at the world. Madder than hell covered in burn ointment and gauze.........and see this! I am laughing my fucking ass off!
I've brought great shame upon myself. To make up, here is a picture of me and family on our 2025 Christmas cards:He was driving the short bus drunk and slaughtered all his "friends". Unfortunately, he lived.
Post a pic, faggot.
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True story, I just had a grease burn all down my dominant arm (my dumb ass fault for trying to do too much at the same time and not paying attention) , so I come to my PC pissed off at the world. Madder than hell covered in burn ointment and gauze.........and see this! I am laughing my fucking ass off!
Hmm for the FSR gods.........
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ftfyI've brought great shame upon myself. To make up, here is a picture of me and family on our 2025 Christmas cards:
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I wondered how long that would take. Now don't do me too ......here is a pic of my 51 year old wife's slippers. She's a big kid , that's why I love her so much!I have a random picture. I'll let you know if it leads to any more funny strange or random pictures.
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Yeah I'll live, just 2nd degree. Freaked my wife the fuck out though.Dude, you okay? Can you work and do all that? Do you have to wipe with your non-dominant hand?
Unrelated, but hopefully makes you smile.
$500 for a hello kitty squire