Diemess
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
innysoludar
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innysoludar
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My GF just found this out after many a shower on me and now she's a little self conscience about it. It honestly doesn't bother me except for the pain in the ass clean up, which is a joy if it's in the living room or anywhere carpeted.Wait, people DIDN'T think it was basically urine?
Tsar Bomba
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innysoludar
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I had a couple squirters.. It never smelled like pee but I googled the fuck out of it the first time I had someone do it and yeah it pretty much sounded like it was... yeah gross but eh fuck it.
Seananigans
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I think for a lot of chicks it is, but I've seen some things that just don't add up if it's pee. Like trajectory, consistency, etc.
Furious
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Still pissI think for a lot of chicks it is, but I've seen some things that just don't add up if it's pee. Like trajectory, consistency, etc.
Seananigans
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So I guess the really simple test would be to have your GF/whomever eat a bunch of asparagus, or perform some other extreme urine-altering thing, and then "squirt." Seems easy enough, report back, people!
cabbitcabbit
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Or a higly betacyanin saturated beetroot. That way her pee will be colored red. Gotta make sure she's not bleeding though. Have at it, vegetarians.
Tenjikuronin
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Stop this fucking disgusting derail and get back to more normal shit; like tranies caked in make up and Photoshop!
