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Gooch_sl

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Wait, people DIDN'T think it was basically urine?

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My GF just found this out after many a shower on me and now she's a little self conscience about it. It honestly doesn't bother me except for the pain in the ass clean up, which is a joy if it's in the living room or anywhere carpeted.
 

innysoludar

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I had a couple squirters.. It never smelled like pee but I googled the fuck out of it the first time I had someone do it and yeah it pretty much sounded like it was... yeah gross but eh fuck it.
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Seananigans

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I think for a lot of chicks it is, but I've seen some things that just don't add up if it's pee. Like trajectory, consistency, etc.

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Seananigans

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So I guess the really simple test would be to have your GF/whomever eat a bunch of asparagus, or perform some other extreme urine-altering thing, and then "squirt." Seems easy enough, report back, people!
 

Izo

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Or a higly betacyanin saturated beetroot. That way her pee will be colored red. Gotta make sure she's not bleeding though. Have at it, vegetarians.
 

Haus

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Another viable option since it's cold/flu season would be to have her take Mucinex. That will definitely put a unique odor in someones piss....
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