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Fedor

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Brooklyn teen tries to steal Air Jordans, loses arm in Craigslist robbery gone wrong : news

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They met about 1 p.m. near Avenue M and East 84th Street in Canarsie, where Sam got into Pierre's Honda Pilot SUV and pulled out a gun, a police source said. The teen allegedly stole the Jordan Retro 8 sneakers and walked away.

Sam managed to make it only about 100 yards with the shoes when the driver made a U-turn, stepped on the gas and struck Sam. The teenager was pinned against the fence and his right arm was severed "completely," a police source told PIX11.

"He technically did disarm him," a police source said.
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dangler_sl

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The theory is that cops have 'special training'. I was watching Real stories of the highway patrol (like 15 years ago) and the cops were trying to P.I.T. maneuver a guy, and John Brunel was all like 'we're seeing some great technical shit right here!'. As soon as the fleeing suspect touched the back of the cop car Johnny was all like 'whoa! how reckless! that's attempted murder right there!' it's all a joke.


Having said that, unless this is a 'stand your ground (bullshit) state, this guy should get some jail time. This is what cops are for. Life in danger: protect yourself. Get ripped off: call the cops.
 
Big Phoenix

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Fuck that. Maybe slap him with destruction of property but fuck that little shitstain, got exactly what he deserved. Armed robbery for a pair of fucking shoes?
 
Jait

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dangler_sl said:
Having said that, unless this is a 'stand your ground (bullshit) state, this guy should get some jail time. This is what cops are for. Life in danger: protect yourself. Get ripped off: call the cops.
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That's slave talk. Fucker should be cited for endangering the public, and that's all.


edit: I bet he doesn't look like Kenneth Branaugh's Ginger love child.
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Sebudai

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Hey dumbfucks, fix gyfcat embeds. Is this some costly procedure? Why am I expected to scroll for 12 miles every time one is posted?

Fix this shit.

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Arcaus_sl

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Sebudai_sl said:
Hey dumbfucks, fix gyfcat embeds. Is this some costly procedure? Why am I expected to scroll for 12 miles every time one is posted?
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Or keep the fags posting them in the gif thread and out of this one. Literally the only time I ever see one on this board is when Fedor posts one in this thread.

(posting pic before all the Fedor white knights come out of the closest where they were jerking off to gay fisting porn and neg me....)

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