Never had this issue at Army boot back at Fort Sill in 2005. The entire layout of the place made it almost impossible to be less than like 100M from a shitter.
I don't even remember any hilarious boot stories other than the dude who got kicked out because threatened some dude and said he would steal a live round from the range and kill him. Never saw that guy again!
My Dad and his group of friends back in the Vietnam era did put a dildo in with their buddy's shit when he was drafted into the Marines though. This was 1970 I believe. Shark attack finds it obviously and they made him wear that shit like as a necklace for almost the entire time. All day and all night. I thought it was bullshit but I did see the photo of him wearing a cock necklace in a dress uniform photo that was clearly at boot camp. I can imagine that the first few weeks of that fucking suuuuuuuucked. Friends like my Dad who needs enemies!? rofl