Haha, my buddy went into Army boot and I sent him a care package with a dildo, Air Force panties, and a half-eaten sandwich. The dildo had "$5 - barely used" written on it, and I addressed the package to " Lt. Col. [Buddy] ".
He called me like MINUTES after boot when he got his cell phone back, and the first thing he said was "I'm going to fucking murder you when I'm home on leave".
I guess they all thought the dildo and panties were funny, but he was on their shit list for getting a package addressed to a Lt. Col.
