So ran across this picture from several years back when I was in Vegas. At the Cosmopolitan, private party we snuck into (got to stay if you got there early). We're chilling, drinking, listening to music and then Jessie Andrews lays down right next to my buddy.
Me being an afficianado was like, "That's... Well, nevermind you probably wouldn't know. But, I've seen her butthole on the internet." She was hanging out with this short dude who had maaaajor meth teeth. Like they were all ground down to nubs.
Didn't talk to her because I wasn't interested in getting her whore breath on me. Also, how does one initiate that conversation? "Hey, you're really bad at faking it while fucking on camera."
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