Wouldn't even transport anywhere. It would just convert it to energy. Also, in the Troi one, there's a bathroom on the bridge connected to the Ready Room per the Blue Prints. Scan from my copy of the Technical Manual.Do you think that Starfleet has mechanisms in place for shitter emergency transports?
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No, I mean: can starfleet personnel call for an emergency site to site transport to a shitter. You're sitting at your station analyzing proton quantum manipulonic data when that enchilada you ordered from the replicator (that was fixed by a Pakled) creeps up on you. Do you have to go racing through the decks to find the nearest shitter, or can you call up O'Brien for a code brown?Wouldn't even transport anywhere. It would just convert it to energy. Also, in the Troi one, there's a bathroom on the bridge connected to the Ready Room per the Blue Prints. Scan from my copy of the Technical Manual.
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Ever been on a cruise? Did you ever need to take a raging shit? Probably not. Betting the food is engineered similarly to never give you the shits. Now if it's homemade with some alien vegetables and spices in a wok or whatever, I guess maybe. Might get you written up, though. Not sure what the rules are on flagrant use of transporter privileges. They're also on a space ship. What's the over/under on them all wearing diapers? #showerthoughtsNo, I mean: can starfleet personnel call for an emergency site to site transport to a shitter. You're sitting at your station analyzing proton quantum manipulonic data when that enchilada you ordered from the replicator (that was fixed by a Pakled) creeps up on you. Do you have to go racing through the decks to find the nearest shitter, or can you call up O'Brien for a code brown?
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