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Dom said:
Do you think that Starfleet has mechanisms in place for shitter emergency transports?

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Wouldn't even transport anywhere. It would just convert it to energy. Also, in the Troi one, there's a bathroom on the bridge connected to the Ready Room per the Blue Prints. Scan from my copy of the Technical Manual.


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Wouldn't even transport anywhere. It would just convert it to energy. Also, in the Troi one, there's a bathroom on the bridge connected to the Ready Room per the Blue Prints. Scan from my copy of the Technical Manual.


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No, I mean: can starfleet personnel call for an emergency site to site transport to a shitter. You're sitting at your station analyzing proton quantum manipulonic data when that enchilada you ordered from the replicator (that was fixed by a Pakled) creeps up on you. Do you have to go racing through the decks to find the nearest shitter, or can you call up O'Brien for a code brown?

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Dom said:
No, I mean: can starfleet personnel call for an emergency site to site transport to a shitter. You're sitting at your station analyzing proton quantum manipulonic data when that enchilada you ordered from the replicator (that was fixed by a Pakled) creeps up on you. Do you have to go racing through the decks to find the nearest shitter, or can you call up O'Brien for a code brown?

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Ever been on a cruise? Did you ever need to take a raging shit? Probably not. Betting the food is engineered similarly to never give you the shits. Now if it's homemade with some alien vegetables and spices in a wok or whatever, I guess maybe. Might get you written up, though. Not sure what the rules are on flagrant use of transporter privileges. They're also on a space ship. What's the over/under on them all wearing diapers? #showerthoughts

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