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kazjim

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I've been to America, and can honestly say . . . you have terrible coffee - hey, you might like it, but it's a big nooooope from me.
Drip filter? fuck off with that bullshit.
Best coffee I had in America? an espresso joint in NYC run and staffed by Aussies.
Also found a good place in Seattle, but Starbucks can fuck right off.

Espresso is where it's at, and Australia does it best in the world - no questions.

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Kharzette

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I worked for an englishman for a few years, and picked up the tea habit. I have 2 or 3 cups of yorkshire a day with an electric kettle. I don't do milk though, heavy cream.
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You can even have it while fasting.
 
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Kyougou

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kazjim said:
I've been to America, and can honestly say . . . you have terrible coffee - hey, you might like it, but it's a big nooooope from me.
Drip filter? fuck off with that bullshit.
Best coffee I had in America? an espresso joint in NYC run and staffed by Aussies.
Also found a good place in Seattle, but Starbucks can fuck right off.

Espresso is where it's at, and Australia does it best in the world - no questions.

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Australia does the best Espresso?
For real?
Drip vs Expresso is apples to oranges, but to even try to claim that the best Espresso is from australia?
Next thing we know Dominos is doing the best pizza and mcdonalds the best burguers and nothing means nothing anymore.

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Haus

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So a story of opulence... and my fat ass.

Years ago (almost 15 in fact) I found the perfect office/desk chair. Sealy manufactured, with individually wrapped spring coils in the seat and a layer of memory foam on top of it. A perfect nest for my lard ass while both gaming and the fact that I sit at the desk most all day for work. The perfect angle for the back as to hit just right when I leaned back a bit without it being too far back. Good armrests. Dual cable attached levers to handle tilt and height. The whole F'ing 9 yards.

Over time the fine Corinthian leather is was sheathed in had issues, I reupholstered it (easy peasy modification of a car seat cover kit off Amazon). We got nicer hard wood floors, I upgraded the wheels to rollerblade style polyurethane wheels with abec bearings ($20 upgrade I can't recommend enough for ANY office chair). I would do this because I had never had such a perfect nestling cup for my ass as this magnificent beast of a chair. This was the goddamned Catalina Wine Mixer of chairs.

Then this week I sit down and it's sitting funky. Like the front of the chair was no longer the perfectly flat plane of softness for my supple posterior and rather was angled downward some. I flip it over and figure I might have to adjust the bolts on the bottom, maybe one slipped, and lo and behold I was betrayed by steel itself.

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That's literally a snapped metal (steel) cup where the gas piston inserts for the pedestal. But I swear to you that my ever gentle and loving buttock basket , the glorious steed which I ride into Zoom meeting combat, will rise again! (Thanks to a $30 replacement part from Amazon...)
 
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Kajiimagi

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This is the best way to enjoy coffee. Straight into the fucking trash.
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Perfer my caffeine cold and green. Diet Mt Dew all the way. I've been drinking them since the week they came on the market way back in high school.
My mom however loved coffee. She kept a coffee maker at my house for the few times she visited. I get an idea that I'm going to make coffee. I knew the water went in the top and since I didn't figure I'd have more than 2 cups, that's all I put in it. I get the filter thingy and I have no idea what to put in so I pack that fucker all the way to the top. Of course it tasted horrible so I loaded it up with cream and sugar enough to stomach it and drank half a cup.............and shit for 2 days straight.


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