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billymain

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you call that coffee? makes me wanna horse laugh!
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latheboy

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You coffee wankers don't know the meaning of top shelf..
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Vanuatu's Tanna island has the bestest coffee if you're really interested..
 
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Butthurt

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Fucking coffee derail. If you want the best coffee, you have to do it like Walter White showed us:

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RobXIII

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Kajiimagi said:
Perfer my caffeine cold and green. Diet Mt Dew all the way. I've been drinking them since the week they came on the market way back in high school.
My mom however loved coffee. She kept a coffee maker at my house for the few times she visited. I get an idea that I'm going to make coffee. I knew the water went in the top and since I didn't figure I'd have more than 2 cups, that's all I put in it. I get the filter thingy and I have no idea what to put in so I pack that fucker all the way to the top. Of course it tasted horrible so I loaded it up with cream and sugar enough to stomach it and drank half a cup.............and shit for 2 days straight.


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DIET Mt. Dew? You Heathen!

I'm Retarded (with a hard R) and prefer my caffeine intake with almost the full test version. For some reason it never works, so I end up replacing my caffeine needs with a straight up sugar coma:

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This is such a bad photoshop. The driver's arm looks like she's sitting on a 10 year old.
 
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Aldarion

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kazjim said:
I've been to America, and can honestly say . . . you have terrible coffee - hey, you might like it, but it's a big nooooope from me.
Drip filter? fuck off with that bullshit.
Best coffee I had in America? an espresso joint in NYC run and staffed by Aussies.
Also found a good place in Seattle, but Starbucks can fuck right off.

Espresso is where it's at, and Australia does it best in the world - no questions.

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your people literally serve instant coffee
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I mean, not as a deliberate insult, which can be kind of funny depending on context. your people serve this as an actual beverage. Thinking its coffee.


No one from your Abo sniffing crocodiles asshole of a country is ever allowed to talk about coffee, period.
 
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Aldarion

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Doesnt even matter much which coffee you buy, as long as its whole bean, not flavored, and reasonably fresh. Whatevers on sale is fine.

The only important things are grind your own fresh before brewing
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and then dont add a bunch of bullshit to it. just water as hot as you can get it, and freshly ground coffee. It aint rocket science.
 
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kazjim said:
I've been to America, and can honestly say . . . you have terrible coffee - hey, you might like it, but it's a big nooooope from me.
Drip filter? fuck off with that bullshit.
Best coffee I had in America? an espresso joint in NYC run and staffed by Aussies.
Also found a good place in Seattle, but Starbucks can fuck right off.

Espresso is where it's at, and Australia does it best in the world - no questions.

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The US has whatever is under the sun…if you’re willing to pay for it, and know where to look.

It can be hard sometimes even when you’re willing to shell out the extra $$$, because the big cheap brand wants to force you into their brand, but, by far and away we always have the most options. After all you found a place that makes it the way you wanted it

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speaking of, I wish the Fellow came in a 1.5L so I didn’t have to settle for this Chinese Make
 
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