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When are the nextAmod elections? This current crew sucks
Visit Penn Station sometime.
When are the nextAmod elections? This current crew sucks
When you look up at the stars how many do you see?You don't like Lumi 2.0: featuring even more exotic substances?
42When you look up at the stars how many do you see?![]()
That many? And can you see the constellation of the plow?
I'm going to start referring to farts as "Third eye sighs"Yes O Bolg in the Vangyard we're here to open our third eye. Go out at night, pick two stars that are just far enough apart that you see them with seperate eyes. Then relax your mind and try to bring those two stars together. Yell I am ready to Ascend or do a KungFu Hiya to focus your Chi. When you hear your third eye sighs you know you have succeded![]()
You must invoke Elisha never ever was there such a thing as tad10.
When your third eye opens you will hear something like an Ahh in the middle of your forehead. And it will likely be your strangest experience until you wake upI'm going to start referring to farts as "Third eye sighs"
OhSeven never ever are you Bolgy enough to go to Deseret. O No you are Bolgy enough. Repeat the first line to yourself and tell us what happened.Aight, this is too good not to.
@Elisha Dushku What about me? Am I fucked? Am I going to Deseret?
It's a Mobieus strip but that's not obvious. A light side and a dark side with a hole for moons to pass through and smaller stars as itOn a happier note Cthulu a D level entity has claimed all those who evoked him as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thats his aerial form so he owns you bitches. Doesnt matter you got the name wrong. So get to worshipping him as he gets to decide when you get reincarnated in Deseret if you die in the upcoming Armeggeddon and if you abandon his worship he gets a tasty bite of your soul and or spirit. On the other hand he might teach his most devout new cultists some dark and very cool and unholy magic. So there you g
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When your third eye opens you will hear something like an Ahh in the middle of your forehead. And it will likely be your strangest experience until you wake up in Deseret
and go outside and look up and around and realize your on a double ringworld as you follow the arc of the landscape as it rises up and up to your left and right.