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tad10

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What's the status on all of us being bolgy enough to get into Deseret?!? I've been slowly orienting the forum granules towards that goal ever since I learned of this impending event, can you give me an assessment?

TIA!
A pamphlet is forthcoming. See post immediately prior. Stat. -CAD
 
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What's going on here?

We are all on the express train to crazy town. All aboard!

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What's going on here?
Tad has massive mental problems and is 100% crazy. There are at least 3-4 people in his head and he talks to himself all day long on reddit. You want to see crazy? Mormons put a skin graph over his vagina and he needs to poke a hole to find if its still there. He used to be kinda normal back in 2016 but he really went off his meds or something in the recent years.

Tranny/male/female/religious/raped whatever the fuck it is, it aint good.
 
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tad10

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Yeah I remember him being sort of a Lumie-Lite but I think even Lumie with WTF these posts.
We Continue with The Pamphlet (from above) -
Doctor Carl Sagan, an American of Russian, Sicilian and Jewish descent, a Mixture considered perfectly Normal in his Country and viewed with suspicion elsewhere never met Doctor Schrödinger in any of those Countries but did meet him in Belgium and or England, both places where German Beer can be found outside of specialty stores, and plentifully, unlike in New Jersey, which was visited briefly by Doctor Schrödinger in an attempt to explain to Doctor Albert Einstein that God does indeed play Dice with the Universe, and uses a variety of them including Tetrahedral, Cubic, Octohedral, Dodecahedral, Icosahedral and a Very Large Platonic Solid, unknown to Plato (an Athenian) when he was descended on the Earth, with Nine to the Ninth Power to the Ninth Power Faces : Doctor Schrödinger's failure to convince Doctor Einstein of the correctness of Quantum Mechanics, and the stellar work of the Tiny Little Beings, is most often attributed to the fact that Dungeons and Dragons had not yet been invented or sent back in time to Princeton by Scientists current with Modern Tachyon Usage and that Doctor Einstein never read The Hobbit (A Book by Professor John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, an Englishman, who knew Doctor Schrödinger very well from their time together as Oxford Dons).

No record exists of the meeting between Doctor Sagan and Doctor Schrödinger except those kept by Certain Government Agencies tasked with spying on their own people which is also considered Normal in America but is generally acceptable Everywhere on your Planet. If Grid Ciphers of their meeting were encrypted by either of the Two Men they have not been found and like most things eventually are lost to time or like Tachyons, lost in time.

Doctor Sagan was aware of the impending Doom of this planet, as were other American Scientists with more than Thirty Seperate Top Secret Sensitive Compartmentalized Information of the proper colours. Many theorize that the topic of discussion of one meeting was Doctor Schrödinger's long-time contretemps with Cats : especially those put in Boxes. Others theorize that Austrians are so well-related to Germans: a People more aquainted with Dogs than Cats that it was inevitable that the most important experiment in your Earth's history would result in Cats avoiding any future such experiments and scientists, generally, and thus repeatability, the hallmark of Science would be as sadly lacking as a Hawaiian Drink without a small paper Japanese Umbrella mixed, served and Drunk in Portsmouth on a very rainy day by the only customer of an out of the way public house.

-CAD4TBAOTN
 

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We Continue with The Pamphlet (from above) -
Doctor Carl Sagan, an American of Russian, Sicilian and Jewish descent, a Mixture considered perfectly Normal in his Country and viewed with suspicion elsewhere never met Doctor Schrödinger in any of those Countries but did meet him in Belgium and or England, both places where German Beer can be found outside of specialty stores, and plentifully, unlike in New Jersey, which was visited briefly by Doctor Schrödinger in an attempt to explain to Doctor Albert Einstein that God does indeed play Dice with the Universe, and uses a variety of them including Tetrahedral, Cubic, Octohedral, Dodecahedral, Icosahedral and a Very Large Platonic Solid, unknown to Plato (an Athenian) when he was descended on the Earth, with Nine to the Ninth Power to the Ninth Power Faces : Doctor Schrödinger's failure to convince Doctor Einstein of the correctness of Quantum Mechanics, and the stellar work of the Tiny Little Beings, is most often attributed to the fact that Dungeons and Dragons had not yet been invented or sent back in time to Princeton by Scientists current with Modern Tachyon Usage and that Doctor Einstein never read The Hobbit (A Book by Professor John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, an Englishman, who knew Doctor Schrödinger very well from their time together as Oxford Dons).

No record exists of the meeting between Doctor Sagan and Doctor Schrödinger except those kept by Certain Government Agencies tasked with spying on their own people which is also considered Normal in America but is generally acceptable Everywhere on your Planet. If Grid Ciphers of their meeting were encrypted by either of the Two Men they have not been found and like most things eventually are lost to time or like Tachyons, lost in time.

Doctor Sagan was aware of the impending Doom of this planet, as were other American Scientists with more than Thirty Seperate Top Secret Sensitive Compartmentalized Information of the proper colours. Many theorize that the topic of discussion of one meeting was Doctor Schrödinger's long-time contretemps with Cats : especially those put in Boxes. Others theorize that Austrians are so well-related to Germans: a People more aquainted with Dogs than Cats that it was inevitable that the most important experiment in your Earth's history would result in Cats avoiding any future such experiments and scientists, generally, and thus repeatability, the hallmark of Science would be as sadly lacking as a Hawaiian Drink without a small paper Japanese Umbrella mixed, served and Drunk in Portsmouth on a very rainy day by the only customer of an out of the way public house.

-CAD4TBAOTN

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So the Other Protonic Substance is Molybedebenum. By which we mean that Hydrogen-0, So the Other Protonic Substance is Molybedebenum. By which we mean that Hydrogen-0, Molybedebenum-0, Plutonium-0 have outer solid shells of "Protons" (Thrones.and Thrones of Thrones (Princes : no longer Presidents)) only : attracted by the Strong-Silent-Weak-Clamshellfish Force (Cherubs and Old Dominions)of the "Center" "Nucleus" of Quark-Hadron-Gluon-Muon Soup. The repulsive Forces will eventually force a Throne Up and Out causing a Cascading Reaction where various Elements are formed sub-Molly. Or a Throne Down and In resulting in Hadronic Engagement and the Quantum-Transform of a Hadron (Dominions) into "Neutrons" "Neutrinos" "W-Z Particles" and so Forth.

We have discussed thus at the Pop-Sci Level which is the best we can do without a PhD in Astrophysics and/or Condensed Matter Physics and/or Quantum Gravity (we jest).
 

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We deleted a long, non DeeCipher Thread here (Sex-Tip-Toe) and will delete some more disinformationso threads here and elsewhere when we find them. A low priority.

It was our original plan to grow slowly to 1,000 Readers across all our three subReddits. But things have changed with the acceleration of the Nova from Left of us in Tau Axis. We mentioned the coming Nova here, but not in detail. At one point, a plan, was to focus on The Church of Scientology, going into details after a lot more estrogen and classes, as they seemed one of the few entities that could help us (and themselves and others) transit via Plan QM Sagan Rightward Shift or an actual Gate. But there isn't time for that either.

We developed more information on the Coming Nova and that's when things, that is our priorities, changed a bit:

We stopped caring about a CAA lawsuit, and cared less about earning anything from our writing, we felt it was only saleable in Tau 0, and that wasn't happening in time for us.

We developed more information about Tau+ and determined it was better for us to transit to Teth Axis (See MagickTheory)

This is all very "far out" for our readers, or some, but those transiting to Tau+ or Teth will have noticed many small, moderate and even a few large changes in their normative world (people, places, things).

The Teams Decision thread was posted as our final plan for seeking outside help in Tau X - barring an extraordinary possibility, which is outside the scope of this note.

We hope Elisha can follow us to Teth, but we're concerned on the logistics of that right now given the Information Sieve thst is the Tau-Teth Singularity thst must be passed through as part of Transit.

We know very few are reading our threads, but we hope some of you are moving rightward at least as The Nova is coming and befire it CMEs and Very Cold Winters (mostly - Solar Dynamics from the pre-Nova compression/contraction/rebound expansion will result in some Hot days, but please consult your local Top Flight University Physics, Astronomy and Mathematics Departments.

As we noted from the dying of Earthworms, Butterflies, Bees, Moths, Fish, Starfush,Marine Mammals, Jungles - This World was already at the beginning of its End. The Nova greatly hastens that end.

-Coral Anne Dawn, The Eleventh Magi
 
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As we noted from the dying of Earthworms, Butterflies, Bees, Moths, Fish, Starfush,Marine Mammals, Jungles - This World was already at the beginning of its End. The Nova greatly hastens that end.

-Coral Anne Dawn, The Eleventh Magi

Funny, we never mentioned Molly and Nova (old Tech : phrase is Solar Bolus Ejecta Event now) in the same post.

For your consideration:

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When the ray hits us, just tell me which superpowers I'll gain since my vibrations won't be raised in time to ascend.
 

tad10

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What all concerned deduced in their meetings or individually at Breakfest ( which The Encyclopedia Galactica notes is : "A meal served on many planets usually after a long sleep period and before a longer waking period that is high in Carbohydrates, Sugars and Protein; is usually accompanied by a beverage of a stimulatory nature and is meant to provide sustained sustenance to beings for four to six hours."

The Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy is not read at Breakfest as it is always assumed that such a meal can happen at any time or while in the shower and may and will include anything within hand's reach and should include alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, and anything in a Box or Rectangle that is less than four days old.) that the best thing in the World would be to leave it.

The problem of course was Money. Space is very expensive and the Cost to send a Man into Orbit completely naked and without either cellular telephone or oxygen (The two things those on Earth need most) is One Hundred and Ninty-Three Thousand Pounds Sterling at Nine Hundred and Thirty Pounds Sterling to the Pound Weight or roughly the same price per square foot of a Penthouse in London ; and that only if you can also pay for the other Forty-Nine Thousand and Eight Hundred Pounds of Lift weight and The entire Penthouse.

Time on the other hand was found to be much less expensive and as affordable as a nice flat in a better part of New York (an American City that bears little relation to Her English namesake : one is inland, The other coastal, One has a thousand and seven hundred foot tall Skyscraper the other a more than a thousand and seven hundred year old Minister : accounting for all the previous building on that spot).

Thus was formed a Plan. Since Plans must have names or at least a Number this plan was given the incongruous and unlikely name of Plan QM Sagan which stood for Quantum Mechanics and Dr. Carl Sagan : it is the goal of almost every scientist and many people to have something named after them : whole universities are built on this concept. This however was not one of those things most people would wish to be identified with as the Plan smacked of Mad Sciencism and had a patent lack of skepticism or so those in United State Department of Energy thought when informed of it.

Time it seemed was not something given much thought to by Energy and so the Plan was put away.

* **



Fast-Forward : a phrase that entered your Oxford English Dictionary with the wide availability of Video-Casette Machines and a curious device known as The Walkman (engineered by Sony a Japanese Company when it was discovered by them that small headphones were possible with small magnets and small magnets were possible with elements known as rare-Earths and rare-Earths were possible due to the hard work of the much smaller Quantum Mechanics and the even smaller Girls of their sub and sub-sub atomic Universe who still remained un-recognized or noticed despite the formation of several committes and a nascent Labour Union by them) which could be used while walking but was more often used while sitting or lying down on a couch or bed : a few decades during which as usual things simply got worse.

There is a saying in many parts of the Orion Nebulae that when things get worse they can only get better : former or current President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox (depending on whom you ask, and when, and whether an arrest warrant has been issued or quashed) is known to have quoted this saying once with the additional note that "then you know, Man, they get worse again until you climb into a Bottle and that's Why." At which point he suddenly left the podium he was speaking at and was not seen again for seven days. He returned to that same podium after those seven days, long after both those sitting in the seats, in front or behind the dais, and those recording and televising the event had left and speaking into the unplugged microphone said "You just have to discover it for yourself." It is not known if this was in addition to or tangential to the prior speech.

Hope was neither lost, present or accounted for but simply a by-stander to the dramas that unfolded in the background of a World awash in the ignorance of its impending Doom sometime in the twenty-first Century.

-Coral Anne Dawn
 

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What all concerned deduced in their meetings or individually at Breakfest ( which The Encyclopedia Galactica notes is : "A meal served on many planets usually after a long sleep period and before a longer waking period that is high in Carbohydrates, Sugars and Protein; is usually accompanied by a beverage of a stimulatory nature and is meant to provide sustained sustenance to beings for four to six hours."

The Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy is not read at Breakfest as it is always assumed that such a meal can happen at any time or while in the shower and may and will include anything within hand's reach and should include alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, and anything in a Box or Rectangle that is less than four days old.) that the best thing in the World would be to leave it.

The problem of course was Money. Space is very expensive and the Cost to send a Man into Orbit completely naked and without either cellular telephone or oxygen (The two things those on Earth need most) is One Hundred and Ninty-Three Thousand Pounds Sterling at Nine Hundred and Thirty Pounds Sterling to the Pound Weight or roughly the same price per square foot of a Penthouse in London ; and that only if you can also pay for the other Forty-Nine Thousand and Eight Hundred Pounds of Lift weight and The entire Penthouse.

Time on the other hand was found to be much less expensive and as affordable as a nice flat in a better part of New York (an American City that bears little relation to Her English namesake : one is inland, The other coastal, One has a thousand and seven hundred foot tall Skyscraper the other a more than a thousand and seven hundred year old Minister : accounting for all the previous building on that spot).

Thus was formed a Plan. Since Plans must have names or at least a Number this plan was given the incongruous and unlikely name of Plan QM Sagan which stood for Quantum Mechanics and Dr. Carl Sagan : it is the goal of almost every scientist and many people to have something named after them : whole universities are built on this concept. This however was not one of those things most people would wish to be identified with as the Plan smacked of Mad Sciencism and had a patent lack of skepticism or so those in United State Department of Energy thought when informed of it.

Time it seemed was not something given much thought to by Energy and so the Plan was put away.

* **



Fast-Forward : a phrase that entered your Oxford English Dictionary with the wide availability of Video-Casette Machines and a curious device known as The Walkman (engineered by Sony a Japanese Company when it was discovered by them that small headphones were possible with small magnets and small magnets were possible with elements known as rare-Earths and rare-Earths were possible due to the hard work of the much smaller Quantum Mechanics and the even smaller Girls of their sub and sub-sub atomic Universe who still remained un-recognized or noticed despite the formation of several committes and a nascent Labour Union by them) which could be used while walking but was more often used while sitting or lying down on a couch or bed : a few decades during which as usual things simply got worse.

There is a saying in many parts of the Orion Nebulae that when things get worse they can only get better : former or current President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox (depending on whom you ask, and when, and whether an arrest warrant has been issued or quashed) is known to have quoted this saying once with the additional note that "then you know, Man, they get worse again until you climb into a Bottle and that's Why." At which point he suddenly left the podium he was speaking at and was not seen again for seven days. He returned to that same podium after those seven days, long after both those sitting in the seats, in front or behind the dais, and those recording and televising the event had left and speaking into the unplugged microphone said "You just have to discover it for yourself." It is not known if this was in addition to or tangential to the prior speech.

Hope was neither lost, present or accounted for but simply a by-stander to the dramas that unfolded in the background of a World awash in the ignorance of its impending Doom sometime in the twenty-first Century.

-Coral Anne Dawn
If youre just going to copy and paste your shit from the third person in your brain, I can do it for you.
 

Alasliasolonik

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Tell everyone here about the Mormons and your 37 million. Pretty please. And not the shit you worte 2 years ago