Girls who broke your heart thread
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Eomer
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Dude, I"m not trying to be mean here, but you"re not just a "bit" short or physically unattractive. The kind of money or bling or influence or power you"d need to rock to make up enough for your physical appearance to pull hot chicks is in the hundred million net worth range.Camerous Valde Unus said:
Besides that, most short guys doing what Gaz was talking about are incredibly obvious that they"re making up for their short comings by trying to appear like big shots, when they"re probably nothing of the sort. Everyone who isn"t blind can see through it.
But if you don"t think that a guy with a decent amount of money or power isn"t more attractive to women all else being equal, I don"t know what to tell you.
Cutlery
Kill All the White People
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What are you trying to attract with this line?Antarius said:
Crazy? Because that"s all you"re going to get. I don"t know if this is an attempt at humor (which unfortunately doesn"t translate well in text) or what, but that"d be an instant "ooooookay .....moving on" for a lot of people.
Not to mention most people hate douchebag atheists and saying you"re "Atheist and serious about it" makes you sound like you"re just an assbag who shits on religion as a hobby.
trex
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My heavens! I"m glad a bunch of 30-year-old greasers on an internet gaming forum know more about my chest size than I do. I feel so foolish (you"re wrong, beeteedubs)
I was ~120 lbs in that picture & wearing no bra. That is my friend who came over one night with a bunch of tequila because she was turning 19 and didn"t have anyone to celebrate with (was new to the area).
BRO is just jealous of my 4.0. The one thing he"s always wanted and never been able to achieve.
I was ~120 lbs in that picture & wearing no bra. That is my friend who came over one night with a bunch of tequila because she was turning 19 and didn"t have anyone to celebrate with (was new to the area).
BRO is just jealous of my 4.0. The one thing he"s always wanted and never been able to achieve.
newsflash -
if the guys here are greasers that makes you "the woman" of the deputy in chief greaser.
I personally like Tyen so I"d never refer to him as such.
if the guys here are greasers that makes you "the woman" of the deputy in chief greaser.
I personally like Tyen so I"d never refer to him as such.
Seananigans
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Since she was a whale and now she"s only a baby whale I assume they look like pancakes with an egg off to the side
I miss when this used to be The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread instead of the Trexmussen Is A Giant Attention Whore Thread.
Haast
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The Truckasaurus Troll Method (tm)
1) Say something wrong/stupid/inane
2) Wait for people to react
3) Fan the flames
4) (return to step 2 until bored)
5) ???
6) PROFIT!!
Pros
+ gets attention desperately craved
+ disrupts otherwise enjoyable conversation for others
Cons
- everyone will think you are a window-licking retard
- FOHSS is disturbingly good at digging up personal info when dicked with
Pic related.
1) Say something wrong/stupid/inane
2) Wait for people to react
3) Fan the flames
4) (return to step 2 until bored)
5) ???
6) PROFIT!!
Pros
+ gets attention desperately craved
+ disrupts otherwise enjoyable conversation for others
Cons
- everyone will think you are a window-licking retard
- FOHSS is disturbingly good at digging up personal info when dicked with
Pic related.