Girls who broke your heart thread

Last time I did that most post got deleted I think that"s a sore subject dude.

Bravo Keg. I expect you to step up to the big leagues sometime soon and start bangin chicks for their make-a-wish foundation wishes.

Ser Kegkilla said:

i banged a terminally ill girl last night. she was pretty cute, prob about a 7, which is also the number of months she has left to live.

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That"s real nice of you, man. I"m feelin the love in here, namean?

Ser Kegkilla said:

i banged a terminally ill girl last night. she was pretty cute, prob about a 7, which is also the number of months she has left to live.

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What is she sick with?

*cross fingers* Plz don"t says aids

Ser Kegkilla said:

well i hope not cuz i didn"t wrap up.

some sort of intestinal cancer she said.

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Probably a side effect of the hiv.

sick girls need love to.

Ser Kegkilla said:

well i hope not cuz i didn"t wrap up.

some sort of intestinal cancer she said.

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First: she"s got 7 months to live. Raw dogg that shit for reals, holmes.

Second: it"s highly improbable that you would ah snap get da aids as a man through vaginal intercourse anyway (according to what I"ve read on the forums - possible broscience, never really bothered looking into it - always wrap that shit unless you"re prepared to deal with any possible consequences).

Sutekh said:

Last time I did that most post got deleted I think that"s a sore subject dude.

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Is it considered RL harassment to just name his book?

001001102 said:

First: she"s got 7 months to live. Raw dogg that shit for reals, holmes.

Second: it"s highly improbable that you would ah snap get da aids as a man through vaginal intercourse anyway (according to what I"ve read on the forums - possible broscience, never really bothered looking into it - always wrap that shit unless you"re prepared to deal with any possible consequences).

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Nah, that"s not just broscience. It"s pretty damn hard to contract the GAIDS as a straight bro keeping it in the babymaker. According to Wikipedia, switching from good Christian fucking to cornholing increases your chances a lot, from rare as hell (0.04% in this particular case) to Aamina"s approximate chances of banging someone that isn"t a whale (1.7%), respectively. Actually, that"s only if you"re on the receiving end of a cornholing, so Aamina, sorry bro, your chances of not banging a whale just dropped significantly.

Ser Kegkilla said:

well i hope not cuz i didn"t wrap up.

some sort of intestinal cancer she said.

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So what you are saying is you convinced her to let you stick it in her turd cutter and blow your load cause it was the cure, amirite?

Also, You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drinsic again.

Ser Kegkilla said:

i banged a terminally ill girl last night. she was pretty cute, prob about a 7, which is also the number of months she has left to live.

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As a point of reference, you also gave this thing a 7.

I think that"s about right, minus acne.

Low standards are low

She does have pretty eyes, I"ll give her that.

Chris said:

I think that"s about right, minus acne.

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Acne is an instant 0/10.