Girls who broke your heart thread

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Kirun

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Seananigans said:
Don"t forget spare tire
It"s like she comes with her own flotation device. That way you can use her to tread water if you find yourself capsized. Safety first, gentlemen!
 

Voyce

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Trexmussen said:
Lol. I do not have a spare tire.

B cups? Maybe. Huge nose? Obvi. Spare tire? Absolutely not.
Spare tires are useful for when you get a flat.
 

kegkilla

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Trollface said:
its hard to tell because all of her pictures are angled...
if her pic are all myspace angles then it"s confirmed she"s a fatty....


DONT U FUCKERS KNOW ANYTHING!?!?!?
 

trex

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A. It"s than.

B. I actually just vommited. I bet your nipples look like the have little gnocchis underneath them.
 

Tarrant

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Trexmussen said:
A. It"s than.

B. I actually just vommited. I bet your nipples look like the have little gnocchis underneath them.
They don"t, which is probably a good thing because if they did you"d probably just eat them and add to your spare tire.
 
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Trexmussen said:
Lol. I do not have a spare tire.

B cups? Maybe. Huge nose? Obvi. Spare tire? Absolutely not.
You definitely have the skinny girl spare tire. If you grab your side, there"s flab there just waiting to gorge itself on your next night of pizza/ice cream. You"re going to look like a weeble wobble by the time you"re 36.