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Girls who broke your heart thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Evernothing
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Heylel
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I dunno. The choking thing has never really done much for me. I dated a girl for a while who adored it, and I"d kindof lamely go along with her request but I was always fucking terrified I"d hurt her. There"s just no explaining that to the cops if an accident happens.
Tie her up, tie her down, hell slap her if that"s what she"s into. I just don"t get the choking thing.
Tie her up, tie her down, hell slap her if that"s what she"s into. I just don"t get the choking thing.
At least he did it anyway only to find out she didn"t like it haha. You never know how new shit is gonna go when trying it with a girl you haven"t slept with a lot, especially if you"re sober. When you"re drunk you can slip a finger in a girls ass or cum on their face and do other shit that might piss em off and get away with it. When you"re sober you have to just say "fuck it, here goes nothing".Evernothing said:
Grumpus
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I"m a BJJ coach, I choked her at work.Kenadul said:
It"s really an odd dynamic. You"re rolling around with people, lots of contact I roll with lots of chick"s. Its work though, I keep personal shit off the mats, like its not creepy or anything.
Defiantly not a normal situation to ask someone out in. Although last year an assistant instructor started dating one of the ladies in his Muay Thai class and now they are married and have a kid.
It basically went like this: She knew I was in the Marine Corps and had knowledge of military ways...The Ancient said:
We went to the hotel hot tub to fuck in public and then back to the room to finish. After the sex she started getting all weird and said she had something to tell me. At this point I"m figuring she"s got some disease and she just hid it from me, which is freaking me the fuck out. She went over to her pocketbook and started hunting for something and I slid down to the edge of the bed.
She tosses me this military ID card and my brain starts clicking... Is she in the military? No... she"s obviously not active duty, not reserves so no... She"s a dependent and it"s bad so... Ding! She"s Married!!!!!
I jumped across the bed away from her at that point when it dawned on me. I thought it was a cowardly thing that she did and a cowardly way to "tell" me.
I seriously considered walking out right then and just leaving her there but I was weak and I cared for her. To this day I think I made the wrong decision. I should have walked out and never spoke to her again. She deserved that for being a lying, cheater and maybe it would have proved to her she couldn"t just fuck people over like that and get away with it.
We talked a year or 2 after that once and she told me a story about how she was at a club and some guy dropped a $10 bill in the VIP area she was in. She told me how she walked nonchalantly by it and stepped on it to hide it until everyone looked away. She picked it up and kept it. She told me that made her cover free that night. I was disgusted when I heard that. I extrapolated how she would fuck most anyone over for even the smallest benefit to herself and only be on your side so long as she wasn"t bored of you or hadn"t found someone better.
I can"t steal anything. I had my hands full at Home Depot and put some electrical connectors in my pocket that I discovered were still there when I got home. I went back to Lowe"s and paid for them, then left them there in the store. Sorry I didn"t feel like telling them and just handled it on my own. I took a pencil back to my desk from another guy"s desk here in the office that he had a dozen of on his desk that were office provided. I laid it on my desk and had to take it back to him a few minutes later it bothered me so much.
I"m certainly not perfect but petty shit like that bothers me. Though letting some ex suck my dick after I fucked another girl earlier that day doesnt... /boggle
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Why do we do this c.g. and i?
Every night vegetables,
Minds numbed up by thc.
I"ve got my pen, c.g. the remote.
Laurel and hardy"s the best bet at four a.m. on a friday
No dreads about the working day after though.
Funny thing about weekends when you"re unemployed.
They don"t quite mean so much,
Except you get to hang out with all youur working friends.
Well we got us a spegetti western on 36.
I like spegetti westerns
I like the way the boots are all reverbed out
Walking across the hardwood floors.
In fact, everything"s got
That big reverb sound.
Well what"ll I do now?
Go to sleep.
Pull the pud.
We need new pornos.
Well, I guess I"m still writing...
Every night vegetables,
Minds numbed up by thc.
I"ve got my pen, c.g. the remote.
Laurel and hardy"s the best bet at four a.m. on a friday
No dreads about the working day after though.
Funny thing about weekends when you"re unemployed.
They don"t quite mean so much,
Except you get to hang out with all youur working friends.
Well we got us a spegetti western on 36.
I like spegetti westerns
I like the way the boots are all reverbed out
Walking across the hardwood floors.
In fact, everything"s got
That big reverb sound.
Well what"ll I do now?
Go to sleep.
Pull the pud.
We need new pornos.
Well, I guess I"m still writing...
Evernothing
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