Girls who broke your heart thread
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Went out to the beach club 2n and danced with a couple of chicks, these two from baltimore were holding my hands and waist etc, but i couldnt figure out which one i wanted to go for, then the brunnette starts boucin to me and then all of a sudden like runs over to this other chick to dance and the blonde pulls me over and dances.. im like ok..
so then the blonde starts getting sandwiched with my friend but keeps grabbin on me, so im havin fun then brunette comes over and i try to dance with her but she runs off again..
fuckin chicks, still learning the game i suppose but i guess the brunette wasnt feeling me at the end, blonde was though but then all of a sudden tehy said we have to go and boom gone.
so then the blonde starts getting sandwiched with my friend but keeps grabbin on me, so im havin fun then brunette comes over and i try to dance with her but she runs off again..
fuckin chicks, still learning the game i suppose but i guess the brunette wasnt feeling me at the end, blonde was though but then all of a sudden tehy said we have to go and boom gone.
Oh man, don"t start spreading that advice around here. We don"t need more people sending The Package?rangoth said:
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Dont stick your dick in the crazy. meh, fuck it. We all eventually fuck (and may still fuck) the crazy.rangoth said:
As for me, I may not have to worry about the kissing or not kissing. I am pretty sure I am already getting a promotion at work, so I will be moving to Houston.
I have only been with this company for 6 months, but I have 4 1/2 years prior experience. I am sort of excited.
I love that guide, it"s pretty much awesome. I figured that shit out after my divorce, that I was scared of life and taking care of myself (which is why I got married in the first place...because she supported me). Now I"m working my ass off to not be such a fail ass piece of shit human being.
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I could definately see this..they acted like they had never been in the club but when they got in there all these guys came up to them as if they knew em and the girls said get fuck away and guys were yelling at them liek fuck you whores..Ralphus said:
so that actually makes a lot of sense, i knew they were on something.
Likely E, esp if your club was filled with glowsticks and songs with more beats and electronics than lyrics. Also you should have just chose one and been decisive. Or feigned choosing one to make the other mad jealous and then get them into a huge cat fight, the winner getting to take you home as their prize.
Contrary to popular belief, the dance floor is not a place to pick up girls. Just because a girl is into dancing with you doesn"t mean she wants to fuck, many/most just like dancing, being a little edgy and dangerous on the dance floor, and going home safe and sound with their girlfriends. You are only gonna bring one home if she"s a mega slut or on drugs or really drunk, and then only for 1 night and you"ll never see her again. And even then you have to battle a million different obstacles: other guys, her girlfriends watching out for her, vomiting, etc. Plus you can"t talk and build any kind of comfort or trust, so once the arousal of the night is over she won"t have anything that pulls her back to you for day 2.Haka Shakamalakabalsaka said:
Total waste of time unless you are lookin for a (really bad) 1 night stand and you can sense that the friends she are with don"t give a shit about her banging some random guy (which is also a pretty safe bet that she has herpes).
As for the case in question, the girls probably liked dancing with you.....that"s all. But you are reading too much into it because you"re a guy and therefore associate everything with sex.
When I was younger I had a neighbor who always seemed to be mowing his lawn, and we never talked but he"d always wave and smile and seemed real friendly. My mom saw a funny joke in the paper one day about mowing the lawn and decided she"d stop to show him the joke while he was mowing the lawn, just in a friendly neighborly gesture. I told her in advance "Don"t do it, he"s gonna think you"re hitting on him" which she thought was a preposterous notion. Sure enough, she gives it to him, and from there on out he"d kinda turn his head like he didn"t see us when we drove by, because he was married and didn"t wanna invite an affair or be flirting with another woman.
this has happened to me as well. i take strange comfort that this is more common than i thought..lost said:
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Yeah unfortunately it"s true about picking chicks up at clubs.. not trying to get a gf tho, just some distractions. I usually just meet friends of friends anyway, but yeah you"re right i"ve had tons of problems by friends looking out for their drunk friend.. buzzkillDabamf said:
Dance floors aren"t the place where I meet girlfriends, but it can still be a pretty fun place if you"re looking for a distraction like you were saying. I always love a good DanceFloorMakeout.
I was at Tropicana casino last weekend in AC with a buddy. The place was a sports bar that turns into a sports/club scene at night (weird but yeah). Anyhow these 3 girls are in tight linen short skirt dresses and started their public display. My Ex was into the model club scene and E and Cocaine use was pretty common so I knew exactly what I was seeing when these girls started their ass jiggling (the big glasses of ice water was a clue as well). Having been there and done that I was more curious to see the reactions of the people around them as it wasnt too crowded.
Every guy was a slob...whether they were shitfaced or not. The non-drunks would come over to grope and get their pics taken with the girls. The drunks would come over and grope and try to dance with them, but its tough to break the E dancing square or triangle sober or drunk. The fact that the girls didn"t care too much about the groping was another clue. Eventually the girls left and the guys had to be entertained by the 80"s retro rap remix.
Oh my X is dating a woman now...I feel like that guy on Friends (chandler or Ross?) whose wife divorced him for a woman lol.
Every guy was a slob...whether they were shitfaced or not. The non-drunks would come over to grope and get their pics taken with the girls. The drunks would come over and grope and try to dance with them, but its tough to break the E dancing square or triangle sober or drunk. The fact that the girls didn"t care too much about the groping was another clue. Eventually the girls left and the guys had to be entertained by the 80"s retro rap remix.
Oh my X is dating a woman now...I feel like that guy on Friends (chandler or Ross?) whose wife divorced him for a woman lol.