Girls who broke your heart thread

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Big Phoenix

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Yeah, you could have no internets and thus not be able to beat off to you porn of choice.

But no really bro why you mad? February 14th is just another day in the year like any other, who really cares if its supposed to be a day of puppy love and other such bullshit.
 

Heylel

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I"m not mad, actually. Just a brief wave of melancholy I"m hardly alone in feeling on this particular holiday. Generally not brought on by other people"s celebrating, but more by how much they insist on talking about it. I"ve avoided facebook all weekend for that very reason.

There"s also the fact that since I have no car until the rental agency handles my claim tomorrow, I have to miss a concert tonight and can"t even get out of the house to just be in public somewhere. I really hate sitting at home.
 

Seths_foh

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Public transportation? Call a cab? Make a friend drive you like Miss Daisy? Shit...I wouldn"t let the lack of a car stop me from going to a concert, but maybe that"s just me
 

Aychamo BanBan

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True Fact: I read that in some of the shittier African countries, they believe that the way to cure HIV is to have sex with a virgin. No lie. So all these virgins sit around and get raped by HIV+ people, in hopes of curing their HIV.
 

Tenks

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aychamo_aycono said:
True Fact: I read that in some of the shittier African countries, they believe that the way to cure HIV is to have sex with a virgin. No lie. So all these virgins sit around and get raped by HIV+ people, in hopes of curing their HIV.
Isn"t that what they taught you as well in your third world country medical school?
 

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aychamo_aycono said:
True Fact: I read that in some of the shittier African countries, they believe that the way to cure HIV is to have sex with a virgin. No lie. So all these virgins sit around and get raped by HIV+ people, in hopes of curing their HIV.
C"mon man.. They all have it anyway. It"s not like you can catch it twice.
 

Cutlery

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Heylel Teomim said:
I"m not mad, actually. Just a brief wave of melancholy I"m hardly alone in feeling on this particular holiday. Generally not brought on by other people"s celebrating, but more by how much they insist on talking about it. I"ve avoided facebook all weekend for that very reason.
Well, no one was talking about it here until you had to walk in and drop your vagina right on the table :p

Honestly though, man up. Come on, you"re gonna get down because you spent a woman"s holiday without one to worry about buying shit for? You"re like a hero to half this thread. As my boy Barca would say -Grab hold of your cock and be a man.
 

Eomer

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So just wondering if I committed a big V-day faux pas. Jen and I had "the talk" last week and we"re a couple. She said she"d been wondering why I hadn"t brought it up before her trip, and that in her experience she generally waited for the guy to bring it up. One or two other girls have said that to me as well, yet the consensus here was to leave it for the girl. It came up in conversation the first time we got to hang out since she got back from her trip during pillow talk.

Regardless, Jen"s working evenings this week, so we agreed we"d do something on Thursday instead of Monday. I was going to get her flowers, and decided I"d just wait to give them in person on Thursday. I know chicks like getting them at work so they can rub it in to their co-workers, but she works at different departments in the hospital depending on the day, so that seemed like a pain in the ass to figure out in terms of delivery.

Should I have gotten her the flowers for the actual day? Personally I don"t think there"s much difference, but who fucking knows with chicks. I only ask out of curiosity, she hasn"t said anything.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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It would have been nice to do it on the actual day, but probably no harm done not doing it. I think you are totally correct to just wait to give her some on Thursday. I"m in the same boat, and doing the same thing as you.
 

Eomer

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What"s a decent bouquet worth anyways? $50-75 about right? I know she likes hibiscus flowers, whatever the fuck those are other than a target on her right kidney.
 
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Fuck bouquets, just get a single flower or something. As phoneix said, that money is better spent elsewhere. Of course, if you"ve got it to spend it, I guess it doesn"t really matter.
 

Jorren

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Single Rose or a Dozen. Since it is a new relationship I suggest going with a single long stemmed Rose. Hand it to her. Does not matter how much you make.
 

The Ancient_sl

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"Don"t waste your money on X waste your money on Y!" If your girl wants flowers, get her flowers. If she likes hibiscus get her hibiscus. If you go to a florist, tell them what you want and they make a really nice arrangement, you get all the credit for how nice it looks even though you probably couldn"t pick out a hibiscus from a 5 flower line-up.
 

Eomer

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Apparently you can"t get those in a bouquet, you have to buy an actual potted plant. Just told the florist to throw something together, I don"t know what other flowers or fragrances she likes so fuck it, that"ll have to do.

And yes I realize that flowers are a waste of money, but I"ve never met a girl who doesn"t like getting them. It"s not like getting them is preventing me from doing something else, and besides which we"re going to stay in and make dinner anyway. Likely gonna include a cheesy coupon for a "free weekend trip" to a place of her choosing, something like that.

And a rose, whether one or a dozen, is really not the kind of message I"m trying to convey at this point. Might just be a flower to us dudes, but I"m pretty sure chicks read in to that shit.
 

ToeMissile

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i usually spend 10-15, $30 tops whenever i get my gf flowers. Traders Joes and Costco both have pretty decent selections that are nice and fresh. If it"s more of a special occasion or i"m having them delivered i"ll call a small local florist and give them a description of what i want the "feel" to be (light and cheery/spring-esque, sensual/romantic, "you"ve been a naughty girl and tonight you"re going to get what"s coming to you"). I"ve had pretty good luck with it so far.