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Girls who broke your heart thread
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The outside stimuli..once a woman gets over the whole owning one thing etc means you can almost always expect a demand for a hitachi down the road hah
Too clunky, IMO. I recall getting one as a gift and honest to God, thought he really got me a legit massager. He created a monster (he"s also the same fool who got me my first designer handbag). I"m pretty sure he knew what he was doing when he got me the "massager" too, lol. I never got into Sex and the City, but saw one episode where the slut lady went in to Sharper Image or a similar store, to tell them her vibrator was broken. It was pretty hilarious.
Yeah they are a little clunky but its a sort of fair trade off given the punch it packs plus there are tons of attachments for them now.Ravvenn said:
Anyone have any experience with "The Bodywand Original Massager" from Adam and Eves ?
The Bodywand Original Massager at Adam & Eve
I bought a vibrator from Spencers (bullet vibe) and it wasn"t strong enough for my wife. I was originally looking for a Hitachi but when I went into the store the girl told me this was what I was actually looking for... my wife was of course sitting in the car too embarrassed to go in.
The Bodywand Original Massager at Adam & Eve
I bought a vibrator from Spencers (bullet vibe) and it wasn"t strong enough for my wife. I was originally looking for a Hitachi but when I went into the store the girl told me this was what I was actually looking for... my wife was of course sitting in the car too embarrassed to go in.
Lelo is like the Mercedes Benz of vibrators.
Great products at steep enough prices to remind you that it"s worth it. Tack on a lifetime warranty and you are in business.
Great products at steep enough prices to remind you that it"s worth it. Tack on a lifetime warranty and you are in business.
Bad analogy, it"d be more correct to ask if it was the Apple of dildos, Lelo is the brand name...Soygen said:
And yes, it"s an apt comparison. Lelo brand vibrators ARE better and will last longer than regular vibrators, but they cost 10 times as much as any other vibrator... Not quite Rolex territory, but yea, Mercedez Benz is an even better comparison. a 5,000 dollar car can reliable get you going where you need to go, but a 50,000 dollar car can get you there in style and comfort.
I"ve taken a couple girls vibrator shopping for the first time. I enjoy using toys on girls, although not really interested in using them on myself at all.
The GIGI is a great (probably the best) option for a girl that hasn"t ever used a vibrator before. It has a slightly curved + cupped tip for clit/g-spot stimulation, while still being modest size and a comfortable shape for penetration.
There are certainly worse ways you can spend a hundred bucks on a girl that will get you less bang for the buck (literally) IE: cheap jewelry or a couple dinner dates.
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Get a bullet type of vibro, that will get her started they are cheap and do the job(really quickly if she never used one before). If it is a cleanliness thing glass/pyrex dildos are the way to go(ebay has them super cheap). If you go glass be sure and get something a little thinner then she is use to because that have zero give and can cause discomfort on climax.Blazin said:
The main thing for toys that you"re using externally is powerandpower options. That"s why I always recommend theSuteraone (I did a quick Google, no idea if that"s the best deal). It has a turn-dial for the power and it is the most powerful one I"ve found for that price (our stores have one of every item open and on display to check out). Mine lasted about 5 years, and for $25.00, that"s a decent run. I just picked up a new one back in November or December (I was literally having to slam mine on the wall to "kick-start" it, haha). It would have lasted longer if I cared for it better (used cheap batteries, forgot to take them out, etc..).Tilord said:
The dial power is the best part of it, because that area is so sensitive having only one or three options sucks. The ones that are constant super-power are too much, and the weak ones are frustrating to use.
The size can be intimidating, but I personally didn"t use mine internally. Like I said, they"re easier to hold and since that one bends every which way, it"s really comfortable to use. It"s very soft, but what"s cool, it gets harder the higher the power (like a dick does when you"re close to getting off). It"s really neat. I couldn"t give an "accurate" review for penetration using that, since I think that only happened a few times during some foreplay or whatever. It"s a great vibrator for stimulation while you"re having sex. It"s walked me through probably 15 orgasms within a 45 minute session. For that price, you can"t pass it up. Just be sure to clean it after every use (I like to keep anti-bacterial wipes in the nightstand with my toys), take the batteries out after/between uses, and keep it in its case (everything sticks to silicone and silicone types of material).
I"ve found using the batteries for toys or the lithium ones are the best. The biggest thing is to remember to take them out after/between uses.
Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator - Sex Toys at Good Vibrations - GoodVibes.com
best cheap vibe on the market hands down.
lelos=awesome as many have said. if you want the BEST vibe for the money get the one I linked.
hard plastic will get a hard to get off girl off EVERY time. materials like silicone etc dont necessarily transfer the vibration intensity the best (depends on where the device is - if its in the base and its a silicone you"re totally screwed but if its in the tip ie the one rav linked above youve got a more than a decent shot).
also waterproof, super easy to clean etc. mine"s held up for over 7 years.
best cheap vibe on the market hands down.
lelos=awesome as many have said. if you want the BEST vibe for the money get the one I linked.
hard plastic will get a hard to get off girl off EVERY time. materials like silicone etc dont necessarily transfer the vibration intensity the best (depends on where the device is - if its in the base and its a silicone you"re totally screwed but if its in the tip ie the one rav linked above youve got a more than a decent shot).
also waterproof, super easy to clean etc. mine"s held up for over 7 years.
This is the lipstick one I mentioned to whoever wanted something for a newbie that"s not "scary"; I"m adding extra links, but haven"t tried any of them myself.
Adult Toy Chest - Lipstick Metallic vibe
Adult Toy Chest - Evolved Silicone Bendable Rose
Adult Toy Chest - Studio Vibe Makeup Brush
Adult Toy Chest - Studio Vibe Mascara Wand
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While looking for this flavored oil that I liked to share it (never found it) I ran across this. Has anyone used anything like this (on themselves or a partner), if so, does it actually work?
ConRev - Pjur Analyse Me Spray
On the topic of lube type things. NeverEVERget that KY His and Hers shit. It was terrible, overpriced, and I"d only give it to an enemy.
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I bolded the sentence that most people will read several times, this is what it says; "Hard plastic will (may, IMO) help women who have problems reaching an orgasm to get off EVERY time!"
Adult Toy Chest - Lipstick Metallic vibe
Adult Toy Chest - Evolved Silicone Bendable Rose
Adult Toy Chest - Studio Vibe Makeup Brush
Adult Toy Chest - Studio Vibe Mascara Wand
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While looking for this flavored oil that I liked to share it (never found it) I ran across this. Has anyone used anything like this (on themselves or a partner), if so, does it actually work?
ConRev - Pjur Analyse Me Spray
On the topic of lube type things. NeverEVERget that KY His and Hers shit. It was terrible, overpriced, and I"d only give it to an enemy.
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I personally don"t like hard plastic or glass, it"s uncomfortable and I don"t want it so rough I risk desensitizing myself. The Sutera is beyond powerful and I can only turn it on high after I"ve pretty much gone numb (after 5+ O"s).Etoille said:
I bolded the sentence that most people will read several times, this is what it says; "Hard plastic will (may, IMO) help women who have problems reaching an orgasm to get off EVERY time!"