Girls who broke your heart thread

Kenadul

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This just keeps getting better... I"ve had two girls mention wanting to stick a finger up my ass but I just can"t do it. One of my exes brought it up a lot but I wasn"t having it. That being said I"ve never had a chick not like a finger up their ass when we are having sex or I"m going down on em. We really need to stop the anal talk before goliath post his Novell on gettin your girl to take it up the pooper though.
 

Kuriin

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Being rimmed (and rimming) is like the best thing ever. Prefer that over cocksucking. You guys should try it. ;p
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Zehn - Vhex said:
My wife was amazed that up until I was 29 I had never had seafood. I mean I had fish sticks once as a kid but other then that?

I explained it like this. Every time I"ve had the opportunity to have seafood, there"s also been an opportunity for steak and I fucking love steak. The first time I had seafood was when my friend demanded I eat some. I okayed it but only on the condition that I could also get the steak that was on the menu.

I was just never compelled to get seafood. There was no driving goal. I was told how fucking amazing it was and having had it, I still prefer a cut of meat. But if she"s cooking and she makes salmon or whatever I"m not going to complain. I"m just not going to go to Red Lobster and pay 20 bucks for fish when I could go buy me a steak instead.
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Sutekh

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Kuriin said:
I nair my hole and it"s smooth as a baby"s butthole. WHat about that?




you perv
Well that"s because every night you"re doing down to the b hole. I"m sure the dudes you"re with appreciate you keeping it clean. It would just be an awkward conversation with the girlfriend if a single dude were to do it.

Can see it now, a wonderful bj session going on and the girl goes for the ole oil check and notices that it"s all smooth, just stops midway through and is like. "Dude you wax your bhole?" Instant flaccid.
 

Dis

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Don"t touch my asshole.

That is one of the first things explained when I would start to get down with a woman. I am not into giving anal, and I am DEFINITELY not receiving anal. I fast forward or avoid anal porn altogether. Just not my thing.

As far as homophobic reasons, I don"t think so. I am for gay rights as far as marriage, I have had gay friends in the past (mainly when I was waiting tables in college), and if any of my children turn out to be gay I don"t really give a shit, they are still my kids, I will love them no matter what.

Just don"t touch my asshole. That is for poopin, and I am not into scatplay.
 

Kuriin

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I think they"d prefer you smooth over having eating dingleberries. :p Trust me, they prefer tasty over tangy.
 

Sutekh

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Well obviously, any guy that just leaves shit hanging in his hair probably shouldn"t have a woman anyways.
 

Sutekh

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I don"t use baby wipes, I go for the grip and rip method. Can stand to lose some hair down there anyways.
 

Kenadul

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The new girl I"ve been seeing that just moved away gets Brazilian waxes. Now that I think about it, every girl I"ve dated over the past few years seems to wax or shave their asshole whether they are into anal or not. A few chicks I"ve hooked up with had a few small hairs back there that you notice when the brown eye is winking at you when you are hitting it from the back. Nothing too gross like the 70"s but not dating material. Do chicks just do it so things look good from the back? What"s the consensus here?
 

Alex

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I don"t see anything wrong with anal play. The initial mental hurdle is hard to overcome, but it really is quite stimulating.
 

Grumpus

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Wow this thread exploded over night.

Those who haven"t tried the finger probe. Do it to your lady first. Don"t even ask, just work towards it slowly when shes close to climax. You will get many thanks. Once your used to doing it you"ll get curious! You people are missing out.
 

Terawlyn_foh

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Lol... Where the fuck did you find those? High school... Every. Single. One. Love the duck face though, can we bring that back?

KRas is boss. And Scandinavian blood. You jelly we don"t have to deal with obesity like you do?
Didn"t we establish FUPA earlier in the thread?
 

Kirun

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Haast said:
Stop boring us with details of how your parents pay for you to bang 20-somethings with no ambition or income while getting a fucking worthless lib arts degree from a 4th tier state school. Let"s hear more about your rap career, T-Rex$ha.
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Grayson Carlyle

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Kuriin said:
I nair my hole and it"s smooth as a baby"s butthole. WHat about that?
What product do you use specifically? Women have special pubic nair that"s supposed to be easier on the follicles because it"s pubic, but that"s not men"s product I"ve seen. I"d much rather be nair"ing my pits and ass than shaving, but don"t want to use something that"s going to cause inflammation and stinging.
 

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Grayson Carlyle said:
What product do you use specifically? Women have special pubic nair that"s supposed to be easier on the follicles because it"s pubic, but that"s not men"s product I"ve seen. I"d much rather be nair"ing my pits and ass than shaving, but don"t want to use something that"s going to cause inflammation and stinging.
Just use duct tape or fly paper.