Girls who broke your heart thread

Requiem said:

I did, he"s a rare freshwater sea-donkey.

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worth1000.com = skept

Lightning Lord Rule said:

Clearly your only recourse here is to post nudes.

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Laven said:

I let my wife rim me when we were drunk before, wasnt bad at all. Then she tried to stick her finger up my ass and I was just like "woah woah woah now". The 1 and only time I had a 3-some was with my wife and a not so close friend of hers, at first I thought it was going to be awkward as fuck the next day but it has never caused a stir and even when were around the other chick no bad vibes were had, I actually feel everytime we hang out with her they both just wanna start fucking, which is a awesome thing. But when we were having our 3some my wife wanted rimmed, well I agreed, while I was doing that both bitches were making out, the friend asked if that was any good and my wife told her fuck yeah. I was then told to do it to her, this bitch seemed like she was going to orgasm and after I finished she talked about how awesome it was for like 20mins, after that my dick was getting rode like a fucking champ the rest of the night and that bitch is jealous of my wife having a "guy like me who can do great things in bed like that".

Just my 2cent on that matter, if a woman does not want anything to do with rimming or any type of ass penetration, it could take a while, if ever to have her try it. But if the chick is open to it at the start and you do it good? That bitch will wanna fuck you all the time.

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lol you just made 5 dudes drop out of the no fap contest.

Edit: I can"t remember the last time this thread just kept me laughing a few days in a row lol. See what happens when you deliver Aamina? lols are had and life moves on. And as far as the nudes go hahahaha good ol ex drama...

Trexmussen said:

worth1000.com = skept

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Goddamn I am really starting to hate you, knowing full and well you"re a worthless shit troll. Not because you somehow work in the lame.com and skept and totes whateverthefuckelse.com.

Because you remind me of the awful cunts I"ve dated that actually use words like "totes" and "skept" in actual non-troll conversations. Granted, they were much prettier and had exponentially better bodies than you"ll ever hope to have, but horrible nonetheless.

I hope to god you"re not anything like your online trollsona, because if you are you are going to make many more unlucky men hate you and themselves before it"s all said and done.

Requiem said:

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More or less. The resemblance is uncanny.

On another note, I get what "totes" is hipster speak for, but what in the fucking fuck is "skept?" I"m assuming it"s supposed to be hipster for "skeptical?"

If we can stomach nudes of Shelly we can stomach nudes of this chick. Make it happen BRO

Sutekh said:

If we can stomach nudes of Shelly we can stomach nudes of this chick.

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Dunno about that.

Sutekh said:

Make it happen BRO

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The path to nofapuary demands it.

NoFapuary needs this ^

It"s getting rough

Wrathcaster said:

Sad that I looked that up on wikipedia immediately after reading this. AFAIK It"s endorsed, but not required. Seems like this would be one of those things that get skipped over, like 99% of Catholicism

I kind of doubt there are many chicks running around Afghanistan sans muff

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It"s apparently pretty common to be waxed out there in the Gulf countries. According to a buddy that grew up out in Kuwait, in fact, because they"re ultra-conservative in those countries, a lot of the new generation of girls apparently like wearing skanky clothes under all that black just to spite their father, etc.

Wrathcaster said:

If it truly is the most amazing jizz of my lifetime, I don"t want it to happen this way ............... you can"t take it back once it"s happened . I"ll never be able to go back to the way it was before. .................. And honestly, I don"t want having a finger in my ass to be the pinnacle of sexual experience regardless of how good it is.

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Have you had a lot of bad partners or something? I"ve had plenty of damn near paralyzing orgasms (where we women also experience the dreadful post-sex pissing sideways; and in our case, happens to be on our thigh ) from various techniques (whether they were my partners or my own). Sure, there"s a couple things that will trump the rest, but it has never impacted my ability to thoroughly enjoy sex when I"m having it.

I think you"re being a little dramatic about it, to be honest.

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Kiely said:

Ravenn, assuming this is isn"t all too much by this point, shaved arm pits on guys? I draw the line there, ironically.

Just need to stop being /foreveralone/ so a gf can shave my back, euch. Damnit.

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I personally like body hair on men. I think it"s sexy. I don"t want chewbacca and shit, but it doesn"t bother me. Some armpit hair can be a bit excessive, so perhaps trimming it would do. I think it might be weird (for me) if they were straight and/or not swimmers (or some other athletic type) and had no armpit hair.

Like what Kuriin linked, there"s tons of hair removal products for men. My step-mom told me about some spray she got for my dad (he was insecure about back hair) and said it worked wonders. So that"s probably it.

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I really appreciate you guys being troopers about the butthole discussion. In regards to grooming, I assume it"s very different for men and women, considering you have balls and all. Plus, I"m pretty sure you guys have way more ass hair compared to the few rogue hairs women get. I"ll wax, shave, or use a bikini sensitive skin hair removal. I pretty much shave daily or every other day, so I can"t say too much about regrowth.

Kuriin, do you bleach your butthole? Adam"s boyfriend"s mom was talking about it when we were all having lunch, and it made me feel like her butthole might be prettier than mine. The thought of putting bleach near my netherbits makes me a little uneasy.

Ravvenn said:

it made me feel like her butthole might be prettier than mine.

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Lol...anus envy? This thread keeps going further down the rabbit hole(pun intended?) and it"s hilarious.

So, BRO, how hairy is T-Rex"s asshole? Does the form that shit into dreads? Post some pics to help those participating in No-Fapuary.

Kuriin said:

What about a tongue? I see a ton of porn where the men make their women lick their butts.

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They don"t want to french kiss them afterwards I guess.

Tyen said:

Doesn"t it grow back all prickly and poke your ass?

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Where have you been in 2004 big T?
best of craigslist: WARNING!!!

Kiely said:

Ravenn, assuming this is isn"t all too much by this point, shaved arm pits on guys? I draw the line there, ironically.

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I"ve been shaving my armpits since... forever it seems. I also shave my chest (roughly 50 hairs total) and pubes.

Ravvenn said:

Some armpit hair can be a bit excessive, so perhaps trimming it would do. I think it might be weird (for me) if they were straight and/or not swimmers (or some other athletic type) and had no armpit hair.

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Well I"m no swimmmer...
fuck.

Ravvenn said:

I"ve had plenty of damn near paralyzing orgasms (where we women also experience the dreadful post-sex pissing sideways; and in our case, happens to be on our thigh )

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Wait... what? Don"t ruin my fantasies (and make me delete my substantial squirting porn collection in the process)

Ravvenn said:

Kuriin, do you bleach your butthole? Adam"s boyfriend"s mom was talking about it when we were all having lunch, and it made me feel like her butthole might be prettier than mine. The thought of putting bleach near my netherbits makes me a little uneasy.

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I remember reading about that somewhere...
Tabitha Stevens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


On the anal thing... wife lets me play with her butthole all I want. #win
She"s also totally into getting massaged (with oil), playing around with lube (even though we don"t need it - at all), etc etc.

Wouldn"t have guessed that... when you see her, she"s the most untainted little girl on earth. You"d think it"s all "missionary + lights off" ... when in truth she"s totally into being fucked like there"s no tomorrow.
Yes, I"m married to a unicorn. She also poops rainbows.

Now that she"s pregnant, her boobs are also getting bigger. They were already a good handful to begin with, so I can"t really complain. Right now they have the perfect size... massage oil + tits + boner = epic.

Hell no to the bleaching of the asshole. I like my starfish pink.

Kuriin said:

Hell no to the bleaching of the asshole. I like my starfish pink.

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