Girls who broke your heart thread

Grumpus

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001001102 said:
She says she"s not really looking for anything atm. Too much on her plate between 12 hours of graduate classes, studying for the CMA, and work. Which is understandable.
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So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".
 
001001102

001001102

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Grumpus said:
So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".
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Yeah. I pretty much took it to mean that I"m not what she"s looking for at the moment. No great loss.
 
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Grumpus said:
So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".
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Exactly, that"s how he knows that he is in the friendzone.

And yea, if you like a girl you "should" approach her within the first 3 seconds of noticing her and begin flirting/creating sexual tension within the first 3 minutes, if you"ve known her for 6 months, you blew your shot by several orders of magnitude.
 
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Aamina said:
Supershortselective memory strikes again! I guess that"d be even funnier if I didn"t have sex yesterday. Or, barring my current gf, the last one. Or, barring that, you know, having a lot of sex the first three years I was married. HAHAHA THOUGH HE NEVER HAS SEX
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001001102

001001102

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Aamina said:
It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.
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Bro, with nothing else in life, everything revolves around dick and fart jokes. Piss and scat jokes are just one level up.
 
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Aamina said:
It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.
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You are just #jelly because you"d never have the balls to try and pee in a girls butt.

(Am I doing this thread right?)
 
001001102

001001102

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opiate82 said:
You are just #jelly because you"d never have the balls to try and pee in a girls butt.

(Am I doing this thread right?)
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Bro, totes. You are a #winner because you got that shit right.nl
 
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Aamina said:
Supershortselective memory strikes again! I guess that"d be even funnier if I didn"t have sex yesterday. Or, barring my current gf, the last one. Or, barring that, you know, having a lot of sex the first three years I was married. HAHAHA THOUGH HE NEVER HAS SEX
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Kirun

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Aamina said:
Supershortselective memory strikes again! I guess that"d be even funnier if I didn"t have sex yesterday. Or, barring my current gf, the last one. Or, barring that, you know, having a lot of sex the first three years I was married. HAHAHA THOUGH HE NEVER HAS SEX
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The Slayer of Foreheads hath awakened! Oh, glorious day!
 
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Guys, don"t be mean to Aamina. We"re stuck with Kuriin"s ass stories otherwise.

Relevant:

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