Warmuth
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Well, you still hit it anyway, just makes the post nut syndrome feeling more one of disgust than sleepy.
GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Itlan
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I honestly think I'd walk away. I've kicked girls out of my house for less.
iannis
Musty Nester
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The very first pussy I ever smelled was a super stinky pussy. I ate that shit like a champ too.
I thought they all smelled that way until my 2nd girlfriend, and I was like "I don't understand. Your pussy doesn't stink."
She didn't really take it as a compliment, if I remember.
I thought they all smelled that way until my 2nd girlfriend, and I was like "I don't understand. Your pussy doesn't stink."
She didn't really take it as a compliment, if I remember.
Drinsic
privileged excrementlord
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My first two went the other way around. Thought people were exaggerating, then bam. I did not follow through, called an audible and fingerblasted instead. Learned that telling people to smell your finger a day and a shower later was legit.
Soygen
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Falstaff
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I guess I didn't put two and two together but people are apparently speculating that the shadow behind the Waif is Syrio?
TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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I swear to god if the Syrio theory is fucking true I will die laughing.
The First Sword of Braavos who does not run... inexplicably escapes Meryn Trant. Runs into Arya at this convenient time despite her being in Braavos for like 2 years at this point or whatever.
The First Sword of Braavos who does not run... inexplicably escapes Meryn Trant. Runs into Arya at this convenient time despite her being in Braavos for like 2 years at this point or whatever.
Sterling
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Which is even more retarded. The dude actually had a poetic death. Let it be.
I remember reading this theory but the timeline for it was debunked/requires a lot of leaps. If Syrio was actually detained by Meryn an thrown into the Black Cells. He then becomes JH and just happens to be taken on the trip to the Wall with Arya (who Yoren found in the street and took with him because he recognized her). Its just too dumb and convoluted.
I remember reading this theory but the timeline for it was debunked/requires a lot of leaps. If Syrio was actually detained by Meryn an thrown into the Black Cells. He then becomes JH and just happens to be taken on the trip to the Wall with Arya (who Yoren found in the street and took with him because he recognized her). Its just too dumb and convoluted.
Chukzombi
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he never had a death, period. he was never even injured in the books or show. he just told arya to run and then was never seen again. if jaqen really is syrio then that will vindicate those of us who always thought it was him. im not ashamed to admit i thought it was him due to the convenience of 2 bravosi's in the same place being friends wh arya. it would also make sense that he was recruiting her for a long time
Uber Uberest
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So it's safe to assume Stannis is alive? Maybe his wife and heir too? How about Shireen? I mean where does it stop, if GRRM wants us to belive Benjen, John Snow, The Mountain, The Hound were all dead only to find out they weren't. What's the sense in writing these stupid fucking death scenes
Ambiturner
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Assuming someone was dead and actually coming back to life are such completely different things that they shouldn't be lumped together.
Jozu
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Syrio Florell was hired by Ned Fucking Stark. Like, if he was some faceless man, he would be in the midst of a lifelong ruse as the 1st sword of Braavos....lol. Maybe Im not understanding something but if Syrio is Jaqen I will be disappoint.
edit: And lol at some of you guys eating smelly vag. No way jose. I will admit I went to this really hot chics house one time, and she took a fucking SHOWER, came out naked, proceeded to bend her over and was horrified at how bad her shit smelled. It was astonishing, as she just took a shower. She did have such a nice fat ass though so I did still fuck her....twice. But I couldnt imagine eating that shit.
edit: And lol at some of you guys eating smelly vag. No way jose. I will admit I went to this really hot chics house one time, and she took a fucking SHOWER, came out naked, proceeded to bend her over and was horrified at how bad her shit smelled. It was astonishing, as she just took a shower. She did have such a nice fat ass though so I did still fuck her....twice. But I couldnt imagine eating that shit.
Nester
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Are we even sure the dude in bravos is the same man arya saved in westeros? Perhaps that is just a standard face those bro's use as a common face. He gave her the coin so his bro's would know she could be trusted, but if was the same actual guy, would he not just say "come meet me in bravos when you are ready to train"