you were almost right. that was a movie reference i made, but it wasnt from Deuce Bigelow, it was from Beverly Hills Cop 2, when axel meets the villain played by brigite nielsen, as she walks away he checks her body out and says "now thats one big bitch"
uh stannis is alive, in this thread there is a section from the new book with him talking with theon. oh wait im too stupid to notice that. and i surely didnt mean that from stannis's point of view he was facing death and not from the reader's. ive learned that unless you see somebody die in these books that means they didnt die. and ill also assume that Lord Strong or whatever his name thats cersei's champion is really The Mountain.
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He just fucking said that...what the fuck is happening here now? I know Chukstro is a fuckwit sometimes but you guys are just being random dipshits in his general direction at this point. Wait til he really says something stupid, he will, and attack. Pace yourselves for fuck's sake...
Holy shit, you just blew my mind. You have surely earned the title of Maester.
yeah man, when i was reading book 3 and i got to the part where the hound runs down arya with his axe at the red wedding just like he did with her friend the butcher's boy. i got so fucking mad i threw the book across the room and on the old board sent a PM to Chaos. saying i was done with these books because they killed her character off which is the best in the book and left so many things unanswered. his reply was "keep reading". and then foolishly realized it was a fake out. im still not sure if that silly dorne prince is really really dead. even though hes basically charcoal now.
Settle down, I'm not attacking anyone, I'm just further elaborating.
Which is pretty much true, and I expanded with
Which is true, see the description of Rattleshirt-being-executed-as-Maynce and then finding out about the illusion and switcheroo.
It's been a while but I vaguely remember something about how each vagina demon requires an immense amount of energy or lifeforce or whatever from the king, and Stannis has pretty much used his up so they can't use that get out of jail free card again.
While Aemon is awesome, I'm glad he's willing to kill off significant characters that people will be emotionally attached to. Also, I hope they don't give all the infos on everything magic.
Dude was old, it was his time.
Tyrion is far more guilty of Morgan Freemanning than Aemon ever was and nobody wants him killed off. Yeah aemon is way old. 102 if he lived that long a few more months of him on the road to mereen with sam explaining shit about the ruins and whar might have happened to valyria wouldnt be out of the question. Though it was a an exploding volcano that doomed valyria, right?
Right, but Tyrion lacks the scope that Maester Aemon possessed. With Tyrion, you're seeing a character decipher problems with this wit than outright knowing the inner workings of the kingdom.