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BrutulTM

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The red wedding at least makes sense, and it's used in the books. Purple wedding is just internet faggots going "WE NEED A COLOR FOR THIS ONE TOOOOO".

 

Feanor

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I don't like Purple Wedding and I'll tell you why. I can easily picture people referring to the Red Wedding as such instead of "That incredibly fucked up thing that happened last week... with blood... lots of blood"

I don't picture anyone calling the other event a Purple Wedding. It doesn't make sense, except as readers' color-coding/between-fans speak. No one in that world would call it that (unless they knew they were characters in a book).

Therefore I respectfully refuse your gayness, sirs. May your slurpings fare well.
 

Cybsled

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First 4 episodes:

April's episodes:

Episode #31: "Two Swords"
Debut: SUNDAY, APRIL 6 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT)
Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) welcomes a guest to King's Landing. At Castle Black, Jon Snow (Kit Harington) finds himself unwelcome. Dany (Emilia Clarke) is pointed to Meereen, the mother of all slave cities. Arya (Maisie Williams) runs into an old friend.
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by D. B. Weiss.

Episode #32: "The Lion and the Rose"
Debut: SUNDAY, APRIL 13 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Tyrion lends Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) a hand. Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) and Margaery (Natalie Dormer) host a breakfast. At Dragonstone, Stannis (Stephen Dillane) loses patience with Davos (Liam Cunningham). Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) finds a purpose for his pet. North of the Wall, Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) sees where they must go.
Written by George R.R. Martin; directed by Alex Graves.

Episode #33: "Breaker of Chains"
Debut: SUNDAY, APRIL 20 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Tyrion ponders his options. Tywin (Charles Dance) extends an olive branch. Sam (John Bradley) realizes Castle Black isn't safe, and Jon proposes a bold plan. The Hound (Rory McCann) teaches Arya the way things are. Dany chooses her champion.
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Alex Graves.

Episode #34: "Oathkeeper"
Debut: SUNDAY, APRIL 27 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Dany balances justice and mercy. Jaime tasks Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) with his honor. Jon secures volunteers while Bran, Jojen (Thomas Brodie-Sangster), Meera (Ellie Kendrick) and Hodor (Kristian Nairn) stumble on shelter.
Written by Bryan Cogman; directed by Michelle MacLaren.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Reading that actually makes me think they aren't doing the wedding on the show and he dies at this breakfast thing instead.
 

Cybsled

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Isn't the breakfast where they give him the sword and he chops the rare book into pieces?
 

Drinsic

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Pretty sure episode 2 is still JOFFREY'S WEDDING. Gurrm wrote that episode, and they've put out several promo videos about the wedding.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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that faggot's voice and face annoys me. fuck that faggot and fuck you faggots who are calling this purple wedding. go die in a fucking ditch, you cum buckets.