GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

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Should have had an actual mine break into some ancient shit to make the scene less retarded.

"There are ancient scrolls that tell of dragonglass below dragonstone, walk out the front door of the castle, walk 200 ft down the beach, turn to your left and walk comfortably into the cave."
 
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kegkilla said:
I can't believe the amount of praise this bullshit episode is getting. So it just so happens on this island where Dany is staying and holding Jon Snow captive there are caveman drawings depicting the ridiculous sounding events that Jon Snow is trying to sell to Dany? oh of course there is. what brilliant fucking writing.

how the fuck did Dany get the Dothraki to the mainland when her navy has been obliterated?

the entire battle of Dothraki vs Lannisters was a metaphor for browns versus white men. they even had a close up on one of those shit skins where he goes "those white men are no match for us." make no mistake about it folks, this is HBO's way of telling your daughters that whites are weak and cowardly and they should go fuck (non-oriental) minorities.

btw who saved Jaime? Bronn or Rickon?
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I know what you mean. As soon as I saw this below I said man this shit ain't real at all.

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Wouldn't it simply indicate this battle has been fought before, and no surprise they would have been to the spot where the greatest supply of the most important resource to fight the NK/WW is located?
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Obviously Jon whipped up the little White Walker fresco himself before he called Dany in.
 
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Merrith said:
Keg you're usually not this stupid. Why would drawings about fighting the NK/WW be in the same spot where there is literally the greatest supply of resource that is used for fighting them? Hmm...

They literally were talking last episode about how Euron had destroyed "part" of her navy when she suggests going after his fleet. She corrects Tyrion and said she would take the dragons...main point though...fleet not obliterated.

No, your next point is too stupid to comment on. Or you're a snowflake in every sense.

I'm assuming Bronn, since Rickon already had helped him earlier stabbing the one Dothraki with 2 blades from behind when Jaime parried both swords at once.
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You know they literally had a line in THIS episode about how they had enough ships to get the Dothraki to the mainland too.

Because, you know, they transported Dothraki + Unsullied + everyone across the sea. So why does keg think the Dothraki + everyone else ships would just tag along empty with the Unsullied?
 
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The real question is why Euron didn't stealth to the middle of her fleet and rape Drogon into submission to win the war.
 
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glad i avoided watching the leaked episode, watching in glorious 1080 was great. The only "character" I was tense for though was the dragon, it woulda sucked big Podrick dick if the dragon had died.

I don't really get what Littlefinger is doing at all. As Sansa said, he wouldn't just give the dagger without a purpose. I seriously doubt he gives a shit about Bran or Arya. I don't think his "think of all possibilities all the time so you are never surprised" includes Bran being some kind of autistic Kwisatz Haderach or Arya being a faceless man. He and Jaime both seem like useless characters at this point, so every scene you kinda expect them to die.

its a bummer the gold reached kings landing, I thought the whole "... as long as the gold reaches us" thing was a setup for the gold getting dragon melted.
 
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Malakriss said:
You know they literally had a line in THIS episode about how they had enough ships to get the Dothraki to the mainland too.

Because, you know, they transported Dothraki + Unsullied + everyone across the sea. So why does keg think the Dothraki + everyone else ships would just tag along empty with the Unsullied?
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I think this is where everyone uses their dicks were too hard from the final scenes to remember anything else from this episode. Like Tyrion who totally wasn't there on the beach to tell Theon that Dany was gone.
 
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Merrith said:
Keg you're usually not this stupid. Why would drawings about fighting the NK/WW be in the same spot where there is literally the greatest supply of resource that is used for fighting them? Hmm...

They literally were talking last episode about how Euron had destroyed "part" of her navy when she suggests going after his fleet. She corrects Tyrion and said she would take the dragons...main point though...fleet not obliterated.

No, your next point is too stupid to comment on. Or you're a snowflake in every sense.

I'm assuming Bronn, since Rickon already had helped him earlier stabbing the one Dothraki with 2 blades from behind when Jaime parried both swords at once.
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let me make this easy for you to understand:

the writing going into this piece of shit episode makes Pacific Blue bike cop TV show look like The Wire. if you enjoyed this episode, there are two and only two reasons why:

1- you have the IQ of an infantile retard and are easily amused by such forms of low brow entertainment

2 you enjoy watching large dark skinned men hump white women

which one is it?
 
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spronk said:
glad i avoided watching the leaked episode, watching in glorious 1080 was great. The only "character" I was tense for though was the dragon, it woulda sucked big Podrick dick if the dragon had died.

I don't really get what Littlefinger is doing at all. As Sansa said, he wouldn't just give the dagger without a purpose. I seriously doubt he gives a shit about Bran or Arya. I don't think his "think of all possibilities all the time so you are never surprised" includes Bran being some kind of autistic Kwisatz Haderach or Arya being a faceless man. He and Jaime both seem like useless characters at this point, so every scene you kinda expect them to die.

its a bummer the gold reached kings landing, I thought the whole "... as long as the gold reaches us" thing was a setup for the gold getting dragon melted.
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They still have to get the gold to the Iron Bank by crossing the sea, no? I'm not sure if the show is going to gloss over that or not.
 
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My biggest gripe is that the dragons can go from cat sized to larger than a 3 bedroom home over the span of just a few years. That's the real tragedy here. At this rate they will be all grounded with tree canes shitting themselves and drinking stool softeners by the time winter actually arrives to Dragonstone.
 
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Okay episode. Cool fight.

But damn do Lannister soldiers have some composure when facing a horde of Dothraki and dragonfire. I feel there would be a lot more fleeing and, "holy fucking shit!" going on lol. Dragonfire would probably break any army ever.
 
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The gold did not reach Kings Landing though.

Cersei said her brother IS personally escorting it.

That shit is melted slag now. That was the reason they made sure to show the viewers Bronn getting payed.
 
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another question for you jabronis who claim months are passing by in the span of episodes with traveling and what not - why the fuck hasn't Cersei's hair grown back?
 
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