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Khane

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I think I fucked up the pepperoni dip by using light cream cheese. Was not a fan of it at all yesterday, although this morning it tasted better now that it was cold and thick
Light cream cheese? Whyyyyyyy.
 

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I did a few lbs of wings last night with a red pepper flake, vinegar, water, salt brine for a few hours. Steamed then baked and tossed in a chile habenero sauce. They were pretty good, first time I've homemade wings before.
 

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Probably, but all kinds of rare foodborne illnesses are still technically possible. It isn't something I worry about.
 

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The issues with Trichinosis have all but disappeared. There have been something like 11 cases in the last decade in the U.S., and those have all been from wild game. If you buy FDA approved pork, they have certain conditions they must meet, and these all but eliminate the possibility of the disease.

144 is now the recommended internal temp for pork. Don't dry it out.
 

Joeboo

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We did the pepperoni dip...wasn't overly thrilled with it. It just didn't have a lot of flavor really. Might as well have just eaten bagels with cream cheese. I reheated some tonight to give it another try, and added a little garlic to give it some extra flavor, but now it just tastes like garlic cream cheese.

So I dunno, it wasn't bad, it's just fairly bland
 

Gravy

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I had some dip a guy made this weekend that was basically Rotel with added Italian sausage, but instead of velveeta, he used cream cheese. It was good, but it would have been better with velveeta. It mostly just tasted like liquid cream cheese with bits o' flavor in it.

Conclusion: cream cheese is the culprit.
 

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A friend of mine made Queso with the Velveeta and Rotel but used Turkey instead of hamburger/sausage, it was so much lighter on your stomach in comparison and it was still amazing. I highly recommend it.
 

mkopec

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We did the pepperoni dip...wasn't overly thrilled with it. It just didn't have a lot of flavor really. Might as well have just eaten bagels with cream cheese. I reheated some tonight to give it another try, and added a little garlic to give it some extra flavor, but now it just tastes like garlic cream cheese.

So I dunno, it wasn't bad, it's just fairly bland
Might of been shitty pepperoni? Don't know never tried it. I would personally pulse that in my food processor instead of slicing it up into cubes or whatever, might get more flavor out of it.
 

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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of any meat in rotel/queso dip. I just want the cheese and peppers(and maybe spinach) and that's it. I'm very much a meat lover, but not in cheese dip.
 

mkopec

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Here is what I make...

12 ounces Mexican chorizo (beef or pork)
1 (12-ounce) round Asadero cheese, Queso Oaxaca (or other white melting cheese) Jack, I have used munster too as long as it is a REAL cheese.
1/2 green pepper diced
1 small can green chiles, or pickled jalapeno drained and diced. (restaurant uses jalapeno)
1/2 smaller onion diced
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro (optional)

Heat chorizo in a large skillet over medium-high heat until no longer pink, 6 to 7 minutes. Spoon off most of the fat. Add remaining ingredients, except cilantro, and saut? until onion is translucent. Remove from heat.

Slice cheese into 1-inch cubes; place half in a 2-quart casserole dish or small cast iron pan. Top with half the chorizo and remaining cheese. Top with remaining chorizo. Bake 15 to 20 minutes, until creamy and bubbly. Remove, stir and top with cilantro.

You can also just melt the cheese on the stovetop by just adding it to the chorizo. I have used both methods and they are pretty much the same result.

Serve with warm flour tortillas.

This was what I came up with to resemble a "Flaming cheese" served at Xochimilco in Detroits Mexican town. Pretty damn close.
 

Gravy

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Damn, that sounds good. I wonder how sweet pickled jalapeno would work in it? Would the sweet fuck it up?