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Here's an easy soup using Trader Joe products that my wife came up with in grad school and I tweaked:

1 carton of black bean soup
1 can of black beans
1 can of corn
12 oz of jumbo lump crab meat (my addition)
1 tablespoon sriracha
2 green onions

Rinse out the black beans and corn, throw it all in a pot, heat and serve. It's simple, but super tasty with the crab. She used to use frozen shrimp, but it's not as good. Jumbo lump crab is like $20 though (in Maryland, probably more expensive elsewhere), so it turned into post-grad food. Oh, and don't try it with a cheaper canned crab, it's mushy and ruins the soup.
 

Gravy

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Dammit I keep forgetting to go to the Global Foods and get a durian. Soon...
You were serious about that? If so, you are a brave man. I'm haven't ever had one, but the stories are daunting enough that I'm not interested.
 

Dyvim

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Nah not at all, imho if you can stand the smell of old swiss cheese you can easily take a durian.
Plus the taste is actually different from the smell. Also cut small pieces of it and its easy to mix with milk and milk alike products.
 

Gravy

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Great double post due to board database backup.
Been happening to me a lot lately also. Fuckin' Obama.

Now back to the durian. Ok, let's say I can handle the smell, and let's say it tastes 'ok'. I'm still not on board. For the smell trade-off, it had better taste FANTASTIC.

I've had Limburger cheese, and that's pretty rancid smelling, and I didn't like the taste enough to purchase any. I guess I could see me eating durian for the novelty of it, but I just don't see any practical application for a mushy smelly fruit.
 

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How is the taste different than the smell? I thought we taste most of our food with our nose.

Also, I'm not eating anything Anthony Zimmer can't handle.
 

Big Phoenix

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I think it falls into the same category if idiots who are into insanely hot foods/sauces. They dont actually enjoy the food because it tastes good, they enjoy it because they get to brag they can handle xyz hot dish.
 

Gravy

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I think it falls into the same category if idiots who are into insanely hot foods/sauces. They dont actually enjoy the food because it tastes good, they enjoy it because they get to brag they can handle xyz hot dish.
I agree. Although I have heard that pepperheads get some type of endorphin rush with the really hot shit. But mostly I think it's for bragging rights.
 

Dyvim

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Nah its not about bragging n handling it.
Dont eat it pure, but mix it with some yoghurt or boiled then frozen rice with coconut cream and coconut hearts.
I wouldnt stomach durian on its own just use it like a spice like, dunno lemon slice or red peppers.
 

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Giving the Chipotle Chili in the OP a try tonight, using ground turkey instead of chicken, also had to dial back the amount of peppers back a bit to appease the wife. Hope it is tasty!

*edit: Turned out great, although at the upper end of my wifes heat tolerance. Not sure whether to dial back the chipotles, the chili powder or maybe try to deseed the peppers a bit to dial it down to her level. She loved the flavor.
 

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Deathwing

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How is that a confession? Most people don't have a pizza stone. They're a pain in the ass unless you're ok with leaving it in your oven full time and slowing your warm up time.

Alton Brown recommends something from the hardware store, I can't remember specifically. Probably a huge slab of terra cotta. Much cheaper than buying a pizza stone from a supply store.
 

Big Phoenix

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How is that a confession? Most people don't have a pizza stone. They're a pain in the ass unless you're ok with leaving it in your oven full time and slowing your warm up time.

Alton Brown recommends something from the hardware store, I can't remember specifically. Probably a huge slab of terra cotta. Much cheaper than buying a pizza stone from a supply store.
Thats what I did. Picked up a $1.50 tile from lowes.
 

Gravy

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We've had two 'pizza' stones for about 15 years now, and we use them all the time. We've got a 14" round, and a rectangular one that is slightly larger and fits a dozen cookies perfectly.

I can't overstate how much use we get out of these.

They're a pain in the ass unless you're ok with leaving it in your oven full time and slowing your warm up time.
I'm not sure what you are saying here. We use them just as we would a cookie sheet, but with WAY less worry about overcooking cookies. I think they are very forgiving, and also great to warm up left over pizza.
 

Deathwing

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Your oven will come up to temp much slower with a pizza stone in there than otherwise. It's like aluminum vs cast iron.
 

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How is that a confession? Most people don't have a pizza stone. They're a pain in the ass unless you're ok with leaving it in your oven full time and slowing your warm up time.

Alton Brown recommends something from the hardware store, I can't remember specifically. Probably a huge slab of terra cotta. Much cheaper than buying a pizza stone from a supply store.
Leaving it in the oven full time? Do you not have cabinets and drawers in your kitchen?