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Yeah, variance in thickness is pretty important with more delicate pastas. Also, using your kitchen aid for pasta is a pretty good way to burn out the motor. I know for a fact that many people have done this. A hand crank is my preferred method, but I have many little helpers to catch the pasta and keep it as it should be.
Sorry, I'm not a kitchen aid hipster, do they have a warranty for motor failure?
 

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Actually, Kitchenaid finds ways to wriggle out of this. They say that pasta makers put undue stress on the motor when used "improperly," and they're quite pissy about it.
Damn that's pretty fucked, they should put a warning on their pasta attachments, or some kind of warranty void on use sticker.
 

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Damn that's pretty fucked, they should put a warning on their pasta attachments, or some kind of warranty void on use sticker.
All of that said, in looking this up, I discovered that they have a ravioli maker. I may have to get one.

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Good recipe I tried last night.

Bought a powdered mix McCormick Mesquite marinade for my chicken:

mix oil, water, powder into a bowl
add chicken
grill to perfection

I'm starting to feel like a regular fucking martha stewart
 

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I'm gonna need video proof of this "grilled to perfection" rigmarole.
 

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I should add that cost was per person, but I still found it very reasonable for the quality of the food and the experience.
 

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I should add that cost was per person, but I still found it very reasonable for the quality of the food and the experience.
Oh damn, that wine pairing fee would've got you a bit if they didn't leave the bottle. Fair price on the food though for 8 courses. Nice find.
 

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I am not a pasta connesieur but they pretty much tasted like pasta to me.
Wonton wrappers are made of: Flour, Egg, Water, Salt

I believe they're usually prepared with thinner dough than most conventional ravioli recipes. I don't really know what I'm talking about though.
 

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Oh damn, that wine pairing fee would've got you a bit if they didn't leave the bottle. Fair price on the food though for 8 courses. Nice find.
I think it was like 7 wines total... It opened with champagne and ended with a sherry and they were all really good quality shit. $7 per glass of wine in any "fine dining" or any place in Chicago is a god damn steal. Even half pours of the wine they had for $7 a piece would have been a steal in my opinion.
 

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I think it was like 7 wines total... It opened with champagne and ended with a sherry and they were all really good quality shit. $7 per glass of wine in any "fine dining" or any place in Chicago is a god damn steal. Even half pours of the wine they had for $7 a piece would have been a steal in my opinion.
I get charged $12-$16 a drink ($18+ for scotch) at most Seattle area restaurants that have course menus.
 

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I really need to get kitchenaid mixer. I don't really understand how the pasta attachment puts "undue stress" on the motor? How is that shit any more torque-intensive than a giant ball of dough?