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The cheater method is to just buy a package of wonton wrappers and stick them together with egg wash. I have done that many times and they turn out well.
Do you get a different flavor from the wonton wrappers? Are they really just "pasta dough"?
 

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It's pretty much the same thing. Egg/flour/water.

That said, I've never had 'premade' wonton wrappers as a pasta dish, so I can't really say.
 

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PSA: Next Restaurant (Grant Achatz of Alinea in Chicago) is releasing PDFs of their rotating menu cook books for free here:https://store.nextrestaurant.com/#/

Only Paris 1906 and Thai menu are available and those menus were 3 years ago so they are moving slow as fuck. The Paris menu is where I had the sous vide chicken that I mentioned before and it was the best chicken I ever had. They actually have a picture of the dish on the website.

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So last night I made ravioli from scratch. Without a pasta machine. Never again. All told it was about a 2 hour process, with rolling the dough being the majority of that.

They were good, just not worth the effort.

Filling was ricotta, parmesan, basil, salt, pepper, and an egg. Did a browned butter, balsamic, and sage "sauce" on them which was pretty good.
a few nights ago i made spagetti for the first time from scratch. i'm lazy and don't want to knead (i don't even know how) so i got a recipe for the kitchenaid mixer. and to make it, i have an omega 2006 juicer and it comes with attachments to extrude spagetti, and other sizes.

didn't taste great, i don't want to try again, would just rather get el cheapo $2 dry spagetti.
 

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I made spaghetti from scratch several years ago and it wasn't great. The ravioli's were delicious though. Just not worth the effort by hand.
 

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Barilla is our favorite too, but when it's on sale I like to buy Bella Terra even though it's a little more expensive. It is by far the best dry pasta I've ever had and I only put quality pasta calories in my stomach.
 

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I suck dick at making pasta, the GF is a god at it, she neads the crap out of it for like 5 minutes then lets it sit in the fridge for a while. Then runs it through the pasta attachment on the Kitchen Aid. Comes out fantastic.

She does rice/almond/tapioca flour pasta for me most of the time. Because fuck Gluten.
 

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I recently procured some squid ink, and I'm going to make squid ink linguine this weekend. I love the salty flavour of the pasta when it is done this way. Hopefully mine come out as nice as this:

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my attempt at potatoe gnoccis went "well enough". They were good but a shitload of work.
 

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I've made a shitton of fresh pasta over the last few months and it's much better than the dry stuff. I still eat more of the dry pasta since it's so much more convenient and cheap.

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PSA: Next Restaurant (Grant Achatz of Alinea in Chicago) is releasing PDFs of their rotating menu cook books for free here:https://store.nextrestaurant.com/#/

Only Paris 1906 and Thai menu are available and those menus were 3 years ago so they are moving slow as fuck. The Paris menu is where I had the sous vide chicken that I mentioned before and it was the best chicken I ever had. They actually have a picture of the dish on the website.

CrMP750.jpg
How much do people pay for that artsy shit?
 

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is there a reason that when you use the kitchenaid paste attachment (or the hand crank style) you go from thicker to thinner, then cut. i mean i know that's how it's done, but is it better than just an extruder that pushes and shoves the dough through?

is it the heat? cuz when i put the pasta through the juicer, the pasta came out hot (like maybe 100f)

i mean the rolling method, you gotta pass the pasta through like 5x and you need a lot of counter top space (good eats eps had alton using an ironing board, i think that was for raviolli, but works too). whereas with the extruder it just shoves it through in one pass, and i just had to keep on dusting with flour to make sure it didn't clump up.
 

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I'm not particularly certain but I believe you have more variance on thickness with the kitchen aid as opposed to the juicer attachments.

So for things like Fettuccini and what not variance in thickness seems pretty key.
 

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My ex-girlfriend made me hand roll noodles for lagman once. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. That said, it was absolutely delicious. It was several years ago but I still remember how great it tasted.
 

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Yeah, variance in thickness is pretty important with more delicate pastas. Also, using your kitchen aid for pasta is a pretty good way to burn out the motor. I know for a fact that many people have done this. A hand crank is my preferred method, but I have many little helpers to catch the pasta and keep it as it should be.
 

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Yeah, I have that Marcato hand-crank one and it works great(even without little helpers!).
 

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I gotta admit, I had no idea what lagman was/is, so I've been reading. I will definitely be making this. Thanks, McCheese!