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Sajko_sl

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Ravioli from scratch filled with pork, fennel, pine-nuts and ricotta. Plated on a bed of spinach and topped with sage, croutons and confit chili. Also had one person who was allergic to gluten, so I took the filling (minus ricotta) and made meatballs for her.
The dough turned out quite wet so I had to use a lot of flour while making the pasta. Also realized that the filling was a bit to loose a little too late.. made the raviolis not as good looking as I wanted them. Turned out ok though.
 

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So, what you are saying is that your man grates cook better? Is there some wonder twin science that has air-metal-air-metal being better than heat-metal? Or that these fuckers will cook HOTTER and better because more metal _ is better?

These are rhetorical questions.

Buy Mangrates because you are an idiot that can't cook and think that some mystical force governs how well your steaks turn out; rub ya head and pat ya belly, face South when cooking a steak, but only on Wednesdays.
More metal means they can store more heat that is ready to be instantly transferred to your steak. A thin grill rack will get to 500 degrees just like the Mangrates, but once your 60 degree steak hits it, they cool off quickly. The heavier grill stays hot longer, meaning it sears the steak better. This is not controversial and I do not understand your angst over it.

This is close to true. More metal is better, but when you have an enormously hot thing radiating heat, that heat is going somewhere. Most of it is going up and hitting the food regardless.

A thick pan that fits the burner, regardless of what it is made out of, is actually the best pan you can ask for. A small burner and even a thick copper pan won't distribute the heat if it is to big. Thick stainless steel pan on a burner that fits it? Perfectly spread heating. Modernist Cuisine established that in a laboratory setting with infrared cameras. Page 41-43 of the second volume (yeah, three pages on this question and the data they gathered). Love these books.

TL;DR: Your source of heat matching the amount and style of what you're cooking matters more than anything else.
I don't doubt that this is true, but it's not what I'm talking about. The heat is "hitting" the steak, but air is a very poor conductor of heat compared to metal. The heat transfer coefficient of air is .024, water is .58, cast iron is 55. Did you ever notice that you can stick your hand into a 500 degree oven without getting burned, but if you stick it into boiling water that is only 212 degrees, you will be burned severely and if you touch a piece of metal that is 150 degrees you will be burned. That's because metal and water transfer heat much more quickly and efficiently than air.

The heavy grate allows you to store up heat in the grate and then very quickly transfer it to your meat. You can cook a steak under the broiler and it will taste just fine, but you won't get that nice crust on it that most people consider desirable.
 

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That's some good food porn, sajko.

Confit is cooking something in fat, right? How is that beneficial to chilis?
 

Sajko_sl

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Thanks!

Yes. Confit is cooking something in fat. In this case oil. Typically at lower temperature for a longer period of time.
The chili gets less hot (you taste a lot more of the fruit itself), a bit chewy but still crispy. You get absolutely amazing chili oil from it as well!
 

The Master

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That's some good food porn, sajko.

Confit is cooking something in fat, right? How is that beneficial to chilis?
There are water, alcohol, and fat soluble flavors (tomatoes have all three, which is why all good tomato sauce recipes involve an alcohol and a fat). Cooking things with those flavors in those mediums opens them up and makes them available to your palette. Chilis "fruity" flavors are all fat soluble, so they taste pretty different when cooked in fat. Also leeches out a lot of the capsaicin into the fat itself, making them milder.This is one of the steps in making mole from scratch, you pan fry all the dried chilis before grinding them.
 

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Made shrimp creole the other day and it came out pretty bland, anyone have any outstanding bayou type recipes that might turn out better?

I'm going to try those pork chops in a few weeks, Troll. They sound awesome.
4 lbs. medium-size fresh shrimp, peeled, deveined, and coarsely chopped
1/4 cup Canola oil
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups onion, finely chopped
1 cup celery, finely chopped
3/4 cup green onions, thinly sliced
1 large green pepper, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
3 fresh tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and small diced
1 can Rotel tomatoes with chilies, undrained, chopped, (10-1/2 oz)
1 can tomato sauce, (8 oz)
1 can tomato paste, (12 oz)
3 tomato paste cans of water (or chicken stock when it's not Lent)
? cup sherry wine
3 tsp. Tony Chachere's Seasoning (Season-All)
1/2 tsp. kosher salt
1/2 tsp. black pepper
1/2 tsp. red pepper flakes
3 bay leaves
2 sprigs of fresh thyme
2 Tbsp. fresh-squeezed lemon juice + zest of one lemon
2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Dash Hot Sauce
2 Tbsp. sweet cream butter
1/3 cup parsley, chopped
6 cups hot boiled long-grain rice

First, using a flexible wire whisk, combine the canola oil and the flour in a heavy 5-quart Dutch oven and cook the mixture over medium heat, whisking continually, until it transforms into a golden colored roux.
Figure that this should take you about 15 to 20 minutes.
Next, drop into the pot the onion, celery, green onions, green pepper, and garlic. Then blend this into the roux and cook everything together, stirring often, for about 15 minutes or until the seasoning vegetables are fully wilted and tender.
Then stir in the all of the tomatoes-the fresh diced, the tomato sauce, the tomato paste, and the Rotels-as well as the water and the sherry wine.
When everything is fully blended, begin adding and whisking into the mixture the seafood seasoning, salt, black pepper, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, thyme, lemon juice, lemon zest, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce.
Now bring the contents of the Dutch oven to a full boil and stir everything around briskly.
Then immediately cover the pot and reduce the heat to nothing harsher than a gentle simmer. At this point, you allow the "Creole" to simmer for a full 1 hour, stirring occasionally.
Finally, when you're ready to eat, gently stir in shrimp (along with the 2 tablespoons of butter, and simmer everything once more for about 10 minutes or until the shrimp turn pink and tender. All that's left is to whisk in the minced parsley and serve the Creole over a big bowl of hot, steaming rice alongside a glass of chilled white wine.
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Notes:

If you want to extract a number of other recipes from this "base recipe," you merely follow the directions to the letter until you arrive at the signature ingredient-in this case it's shrimp, but it can also be crawfish, crabmeat, calamari, lobster meat, etc. Of course, outside of the Lenten season you can also re-fashion this base recipe into Chicken Creole, Pork Creole, Sausage Creole. . .it's limited only by your imagination.

My notes:
I half all the dry seasonings and comes out perfect for me.
 

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4 lbs. medium-size fresh shrimp, peeled, deveined, and coarsely chopped
1/4 cup Canola oil
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups onion, finely chopped
1 cup celery, finely chopped
3/4 cup green onions, thinly sliced
1 large green pepper, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
3 fresh tomatoes, peeled, seeded, and small diced
1 can Rotel tomatoes with chilies, undrained, chopped, (10-1/2 oz)
1 can tomato sauce, (8 oz)
1 can tomato paste, (12 oz)
3 tomato paste cans of water (or chicken stock when it's not Lent)
? cup sherry wine
3 tsp. Tony Chachere's Seasoning (Season-All)
1/2 tsp. kosher salt
1/2 tsp. black pepper
1/2 tsp. red pepper flakes
3 bay leaves
2 sprigs of fresh thyme
2 Tbsp. fresh-squeezed lemon juice + zest of one lemon
2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Dash Hot Sauce
2 Tbsp. sweet cream butter
1/3 cup parsley, chopped
6 cups hot boiled long-grain rice

First, using a flexible wire whisk, combine the canola oil and the flour in a heavy 5-quart Dutch oven and cook the mixture over medium heat, whisking continually, until it transforms into a golden colored roux.
Figure that this should take you about 15 to 20 minutes.
Next, drop into the pot the onion, celery, green onions, green pepper, and garlic. Then blend this into the roux and cook everything together, stirring often, for about 15 minutes or until the seasoning vegetables are fully wilted and tender.
Then stir in the all of the tomatoes-the fresh diced, the tomato sauce, the tomato paste, and the Rotels-as well as the water and the sherry wine.
When everything is fully blended, begin adding and whisking into the mixture the seafood seasoning, salt, black pepper, red pepper flakes, bay leaves, thyme, lemon juice, lemon zest, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce.
Now bring the contents of the Dutch oven to a full boil and stir everything around briskly.
Then immediately cover the pot and reduce the heat to nothing harsher than a gentle simmer. At this point, you allow the "Creole" to simmer for a full 1 hour, stirring occasionally.
Finally, when you're ready to eat, gently stir in shrimp (along with the 2 tablespoons of butter, and simmer everything once more for about 10 minutes or until the shrimp turn pink and tender. All that's left is to whisk in the minced parsley and serve the Creole over a big bowl of hot, steaming rice alongside a glass of chilled white wine.
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Notes:

If you want to extract a number of other recipes from this "base recipe," you merely follow the directions to the letter until you arrive at the signature ingredient-in this case it's shrimp, but it can also be crawfish, crabmeat, calamari, lobster meat, etc. Of course, outside of the Lenten season you can also re-fashion this base recipe into Chicken Creole, Pork Creole, Sausage Creole. . .it's limited only by your imagination.

My notes:
I half all the dry seasonings and comes out perfect for me.
Thank you so much!

I made sausage and shrimp gumbo today, it turned out good but I think I can do better.
 

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Did this for Valentine's Day

Mustard and Herb Encrusted Rack of Lamb
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/fo...of-Lamb-108493

served with Pumpkin Sage Cream Pasta and a salad.
http://www.countryliving.com/recipef...eam-sauce-3686

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Looks great except for the pink wine. I hope that's not white zinfandel.
 

Troll_sl

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Doing corned beef on sunday. This is my grandma's method.

4lbs. corned beef
1 cup whole-grain mustard
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tsp ground cloves
2 tbsp oil
8 cups of water
3 cups of carrots
3 cups of celery
1 onion, roughly cut

Set oven to 300. In a pan, sear all sides of the corned beef. In a roasting pan, add beef and water. Optionally, sub 1 cup wine or whiskey for 1 cup of water (pour over the beef). Cover with foil and cook for 3 hours. Add carrots, celery, onions to pan. Raise temperature to 325. Cook, covered, for another 2 hours.

At this point, drain all but ~1 cup of the juices and remove the veggies to a warming pan. Mix the juices with flour until thickened. Mix the mustard, sugar and cloves and spread over the corned beef. In the oven, put the corned beef under the broiler for about 5 minutes or until nice and browned.

Edit: I don't suggest using beer in this recipe. It just never tastes right, to me. Wine or whiskey support the flavor of the corned beef more, imo.

Also, feel free to toss in cabbage with the veggies. I do, sometimes. Just cut it into rough chunks and toss it in.
 

Troll_sl

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And double post. I'll probably also be making Beef & Guinness stew at some point. Can be done in a stew pot, crock-pot or casserole.

2 lbs. stew beef
12 oz. Guinness
4 tbsp flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cayenne pepper
2 large onions, chopped
2 cloves of garlic, minced or crushed
1 can tomato paste, mixed 1:1 with water
4 medium-large carrots, chunked
Oil
Either use a bouquet of thyme, bay leaf and rosemary, or use 2 tsp. each of the dried stuff

Mix the flour, salt, pepper in a bowl. In another bowl, coat the beef in oil, then dredge in the flour. In a skillet, brown the meat on medium-high heat using more oil. Add onions, garlic and tomato paste, reduce heat to low-medium. Cook for about 5. Transfer everything to your pot (or casserole). Add the herbs at this point. In the skillet, add a bit of the Guinness and bring to a boil to deglaze the pan. Add the awesome sauce and the rest of the Guinnes to the pot, along with the carrots. If using a casserole dish, set oven to 300. Cook, covered, at a simmer for 2-3 hours. Do whatever with the crock-pot, they're foolproof.
 

Szeth

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Doing corned beef on sunday. This is my grandma's method.
If you're a fan of corned beef hash, or breakfast in general I would make extra. We made a few batches of home made corned beef hash last year... holy shit is it amazing. We packed like 15 individual servings and froze them about 75% cooked. Then we popped them out, crisped them up in a pan and served with eggs over easy. Heaven before 8am.
 

Troll_sl

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I love cooking Irish. So easy and so good.

Think I'm going to do shepherd's pie and bangers & colcannon over the next week, too.
 

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I cooked the corned beef thang tonight. Here's what I did

Take a nice corned beef, throw away the packet of spices that comes with it.
Rub the roast with cloves. Put a good, spicy mustard on top, and put on some honey. Wrap it in foil, leave a vent, and put it in a roasting pan. Cook at 300 for about an hour per pound.

Meanwhile, get your 8 quart pan. Get it really hot, cover the bottom in oil, and put in a diced yellow onion. Cook until clear. Add 3 cloves of diced garlic, cook for a minute, and add one third of a shredded head of cabbage. Let it brown. When it starts getting soft, add another third of the cabbage, and season (be generous). When that cabbage begins to get soft, add the last of the cabbage, and cook for about 10 minutes. Keep the heat high the whole time. Add a few tablespoons of sugar over the cabbage at this point, to taste.

Time the whole business so that your beef comes out before you start with the cabbage. After you put the final cabbage in the pan, add a drizzle of honey on the corned beef, and put under the broiler until it's crispy on top.

Slice across the grain, and put the slices over the cabbage.

yum.
 

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I don't do his brine anymore really, it is pretty expensive and a pain in the ass. But other than that I follow his recipe.