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Khane

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If you have ice crystals on the steaks quickly run them under cool water then dry them. That will get rid of the ice crystals and prevent oil flare ups/grease fires.
 

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Spear the wontons with a single chop stick, then drink the broth through a crazy straw.

Seriously...eat it however the fuck you want.
Wait, spear the wontons? SPEAR the wontons?!? What are you, some kind of white trash savage?
 

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I just stapled this to all my recipes: Step 1) Sous Vide it.
 

Chukzombi

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Spear the wontons with a single chop stick, then drink the broth through a crazy straw.

Seriously...eat it however the fuck you want.
i guess i asked a silly question, when i go to the chinese restaurant i seem to always go when some of the workers are on break and eating their lunch, which is almost always noodles. goddamn those guys slurp that shit up so loudly. nobody is going to notice a big fat guy drinking the cup of wonton broth during all that noise.
 

Big Phoenix

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I bought a Cuisinart electric Ice Cream maker for the family for Christmas

Anyone here a home-made ice cream expert? Any big do's or don'ts that I should be aware of? Anyone have a favorite homemade ice cream recipe?
Is it a self contained unit or one of those buckets you put in the freezer to freeze up? If its the bucket kind let the thing sit in the freezer for 12 hours at least after every use/cleaning. Ive tried less and just doesnt work(though I dont keep my freezer super cold either). Id also buy an extra bucket, that you can use the bucket as a storage container and still be able to make a different batch.

As far as recipes, I pretty much follow Alton's non custard recipe. IMO from the dozens and dozens of different batches ive made custard and noncustard, custard is better but this comes pretty damn close for half the effort and less ingredients/calories;

2 cups of half n half
1 cup of heavy cream
1 cup of sugar
1/4 to 1/2 cup of coco depending on what kind of coco you have, the darker the coco the less I use
1 tablespoon of pectin
like teaspoon of vanilla? dont measure

Difference is I use pure pectin for the emulsifier instead of the preserves he uses. Although the preserves isnt a bad ingrediant if youre wanting some specific flavors in your icecream, ive done it before and it turned out good. Also when adding things like oreos, fruit to your icecream, do it when youre almost done churning it(depending on how tough what youre adding, tougher = earlier).
 

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Science: Cooking Frozen Steaks - YouTube

Also the AB advice about ice cream is the best advice that most people don't know. Only thing I'll add is that you should look up recipes involving oils, they are delicious, and alcohol prevents the formation of ice crystals so any recipe that doesn't involve at least some vanilla extract could probably be improved.
Thanks! Can't +1 you at the mo...
 

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i guess i asked a silly question, when i go to the chinese restaurant i seem to always go when some of the workers are on break and eating their lunch, which is almost always noodles. goddamn those guys slurp that shit up so loudly. nobody is going to notice a big fat guy drinking the cup of wonton broth during all that noise.
almost zero etiquette really, just if you're at a formal party use a spoon instead of drinking from the bowl is about it really.
 

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Is it a self contained unit or one of those buckets you put in the freezer to freeze up? If its the bucket kind let the thing sit in the freezer for 12 hours at least after every use/cleaning. Ive tried less and just doesnt work(though I dont keep my freezer super cold either). Id also buy an extra bucket, that you can use the bucket as a storage container and still be able to make a different batch.

As far as recipes, I pretty much follow Alton's non custard recipe. IMO from the dozens and dozens of different batches ive made custard and noncustard, custard is better but this comes pretty damn close for half the effort and less ingredients/calories;

2 cups of half n half
1 cup of heavy cream
1 cup of sugar
1/4 to 1/2 cup of coco depending on what kind of coco you have, the darker the coco the less I use
1 tablespoon of pectin
like teaspoon of vanilla? dont measure

Difference is I use pure pectin for the emulsifier instead of the preserves he uses. Although the preserves isnt a bad ingrediant if youre wanting some specific flavors in your icecream, ive done it before and it turned out good. Also when adding things like oreos, fruit to your icecream, do it when youre almost done churning it(depending on how tough what youre adding, tougher = earlier).
Sweet. I got exactly what you described, the kind where you freeze the bowl ahead of time (and I got an extra bowl). Thanks for the good info, now the damn thing needs to hurry up and get here.
 

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I love mussels. Tell me how that comes out. I might do mussels next weekend.
 

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I couldn't find any good chorizo in town so I went with a hot italian sausage (sigh). I also couldn't find harissa so I used huy fong chili garlic sauce instead (1 tsp). I put in a tbsp of tomato paste just for luck.

Turned out amazing. I give it a 9/10 - would fuck again. I could drink that broth all day.
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PS I bought that bowl just for making this dist today. I usually ghettodawg it and eat right out of the pot if no one else is eating them.